Backseat Lover

someone who loves to sit in the backseat of a car whenever carpooling

Greg is such a backseat lover.

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Lover boy

A boy you love very much.
Your soul mate
The one you want to make love to.
The future father of your children
Someone who loves you uncontrollably with no bounds.
He's forever. Your lover boy.

Ty: "hey lover boy, can I have a kiss?"
John: "of course you can Pocky! "

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true lovers

Someone who is perfect for each other,alike to each other in so many ways that means they are true lovers.

Jenna & Cole true lovers for ever<33.

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tainer lover

noun: a person, typically a guard, who shows feelings, concern or going out of one's way to make things easier outside of normal boundries towards detainee's at Guantanamo Bay.

Guard 1: Hey, did you here what John did on Bravo, unbelievable right?

Guard 2: Oh I know right, dudes such a tainer lover.

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midget lover

when someone is obsessed with little people.

Brandan likes to go to small world so he can meet a midget and have hard core sex with them, classifying him as a midget lover.

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Disney Lover

this person, is in love with disney
they will be able to watch all disney movies and/or shows
with joy and happiness
they know most, if not all, Disney shows and movies. Including songs that are in those shows and movies.
True Disney lovers are not able to control the smiles on their faces when watching Disney

"im a proud Disney Lover"

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Considerate Lover

The act of making love to a woman (normally your partner or wife) whereby you play the role of a "Considerate Lover"

In this role the man does everything he can to replicate great romantic scenes from history such as "the rug scene" from The Notebook.

During foreplay and intercourse you are likely to hear the male say "Is that OK for you?" , "Do you want me to slow down?" and "I just want to make you happy"

Female phrases are likely to be "Is it in yet?", "Faster / Harder" and "Just F*ck me"

After intercourse it is a token gesture for the male to run his hands through the ladies hair accompanied by a slow kiss on the forehead.

Jon: I came in last night and passed Andrew's room, all I could hear was "Is that OK for you?" followed by lots of slow kissing.

Phil: He's a textbook Considerate Lover, He wishes he was Jack from Titantic. Bet he was undertaking some serious bean flicking! Boo Ya!

Jon: I consider him to be a fag.

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