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Net rage

Pointless manufactured internet outrage.

Dude, that message board is filled with net rage. Don't go there

by DarqueNight December 12, 2010

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crab net

A sexual act; When a man inserts his scrotum and testes into a woman's anus, tugging repetitively.

Jose didn't walk straight for a week after he and Rachel tugged them some crab net.

by jacob917 October 27, 2006

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mud net

The mud net is a slang word for underwear. The "mud net" is designed to catch any unwanted sudden bowel movements in public.

Jimmy told his co-worker "I thought I had to fart today at work, but it was the real deal, thank god I had my mud net on to catch my fudge.

by Rvitale June 6, 2016

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Ghetto Net

A site created by Ian to fight off VGS.

Ghetto Net is better than your site.

by AJ 187 July 9, 2003

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net neutrality

N. An extremely useful policy in which the government ensures your Netflix still works fast.

Ajit Pai is idiotic and moronic for repealing net neutrality. f***ing d***

by abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz.... December 18, 2017

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net schelächt

'net schelächt' is a very importent german saying, it can be used to make your agreement heard.

Or you can use it as a congratulation!

A:Ich hatte vor nä. woche dir 100$ zu schenken!
B: Joar, net schelächt!

A:Ich habe gestern 50 bier getrunken!
B: Net schelächt!

by Stev-O November 3, 2004

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net busy

to be 'net busy' is to not be busy at all, however as you are on the internet you can say you are busy, and unless you're on webcam at the same time noone will know! this is used often when you don't want to talk to a certain person, or when you don't want to reply at all.
Very useful for messengers such as: MSN, AOL, AIM etc.
However, saying that you are net busy is suicide as they'll know you aren't really busy.

Ben: Hey
Ben: Hey
*Stacey sets status to Busy*
Mike: HAHA, she isn't busy, she's just net busy - you got served foo'

by Benjo. January 6, 2006

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