Random
Source Code
Random
The best kind of grass out there. It smells of onion. And makes an awesome Halloween costume. And Christmas. Also, Goes nice with pineapple sented candle. But, I would recommend just buying an onion grass pineapple candle.
"Dude, Did you see that blade of Onion Grass costume?! It was amazing!"
Winter Onions are a set of balls that are shriveled in a taut scrotum. Primarily due to the cold.
The opposite of Summer Onions which are a saggy, dangly, sweaty set of balls. Primarily due to heat.
My winter onions are like a tanned piece of leather. It’s cold. I’ve never felt them so taut.
Going on the deep web through then onion and looking through what society has become
Are you hitting the onion later?
When one experiences a negative situation that causes tears, but it leads to a positive situation that causes tears of joy.
My divorce lead me to find the woman of my dreams... good onions!
That little, round, brown earthenware bowl you keep in the fridge so that, on occasion, you can take it out and plunge your balls in it to cool down.
Man, Greg was so bummed his air con was broken until he remembered he had the onion bowl. That cooled him right now down.
A fat onion shaped woman who will often barge into people to get past.
Hey you just pushed me you "onion bhaji"!
- A person who has poor personal hygiene in regards to the proper application of underarm deoderant.
- A person who smells of onions after consuming a meal containing an onion and failed to brush teeth or wash hands.
-"Onion Wizard Sleeve" is a variation in regards to a girl having poor hygiene in the genital area.
- "That Dude Is An Onion Wizard"
- "Dude, I Met A Girl Last Night Who Had An Onion Wizard Sleeve"
14👍 3👎