A South Bend 11

When somebody lives in South Bend Indiana but is way too attractive to actually be from South Bend Indiana.

Damn, they’re hot! Definitely a South Bend 11! I wonder where they’re from?

your friend a bend

much worse than "your sister a mister" and can be used to destroy your gang.

Charlie: "your granny tranny."
Conor:"your sister a mister."
Charlie:"your brother a mother."
Conor:" i didn't want to have to do this and it was my last resort but.... your friend a bend."

Charlie: gets pummelled by a lightening bolt.

Bend your bread

A guy loosing his V card

Who'd you bend your bread with?

Bending your paper

The act of bending your dick while having a massive boner

"Be careful when bending your paper. You don't want to giver her a black eye."

bend it like baldwin

To write in a gritty, yet soaring style akin that of classic African American authors, esp. those from the 1920s, 30s and 40s. (Orig. after African American writer James Baldwin (1924-1987))

"Yo, Nathan McCall's my dog, he knows how to bend it like baldwin."

Bend it like Beckham

When a hermaphrodite has sex with itself.

I'm gonna go up to my room and bend it like Beckham.

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Deep Knee Bends

The act of squatting over a fire hydrant repeadily down to a 90 degree angle (or further) until satisfied

"Last time I saw you're mama she was doin deep knee bends over fire hydrants. I was like yeeahhh, get down on that fire hydrant Bitch!!!"

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