man with a massive, and bloody anus.
"When Blake left a turd in the toilet it was very bloody."
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a little person who fancys himself as some what of a ladies man but is a perv but is exteremly funny
blakely douglas zimmerman the 3rd
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Someone who takes advantage of relationship problems or issues by first charming your girlfriend into thinking he's a great guy, then liquoring her up and taking her to a hooka bar while you are not around
"I leave for two days and that jackass Blake is already trying to move in on my girl"
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Someone who likes animals in a sexual way (mostly cats), and spend hours just to cuddle with them.
Person 1: Dude, i had Mike over last nite, when he left my cat couldn't stop meowing.
Person 2: Mike must have done a Blakely.
Person 1: I thought her ass was bigger
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a retarted fag who plays guitar and is horrible with the ladies
blake is a homosexual
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One of the funniest people you'll ever meet. Keep him around because you'll never stop laughing. Be warned, he sucks at video games so bad, that Playstation herd he was going to buy one of their consoles, that they've been holding down their network three entire weeks to stop him from coming over.
That guy is worse than the noobs, it must be Blake.
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simply beautiful, sweet, u wish u were her, boys fall over her, prettiest one in school, somehow her frends arent jealous, picky when it comes to boys, preppy, can u say Abercrombie?, loves to flirt, weird around opposite sex, many frends that are great to her, athletic, short, sporty, wealthy$$$, hott!!!
Omg that was a blake!!!
Ya that was, she was so hott!!!
lets get her number
Can i have ur number?
Umm no!! Goodbi
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