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The male version of smashing tacos. When 2 men smash their genitalia against each other. Usually taking place beachside in California.
Mike was crushing burritos with some dudes from work down at the beach again.
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this happens when eating large burritos (like chipotle or california tortilla) and the burrito has become too small to hold together properly. the only way to hold it together is to grip the remaining burrito into a fist and shove what you can in your mouth resulting in burrito all over your hand and face.
I wanted to shake the senator's hand, but I had burrito fist and didn't want to fuck up his fancy ring.
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When a man shits on a girl in bed then wraps her up in the blankets.
Johnny made Alison in to a breakfast burrito last night.
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a condom
You should wear a burrito sleeve for protection against pregnancy or STD's.
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Street slang for an erect penis. Food substitute. Cali-spanic in origin. See Chupame la verga
Girlfriend: "I'm hungry."
Boyfriend: "I've gotta meat burrito you can work on."
OR
Waiter: "Did you save room for dessert?"
Girlfriend: "Not tonight."
Boyfriend: "Ya, she has to leave room for my meat burrito."
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A mexican burrito is where a (wo)man shits out a log into a condom and freezes it. Then proceds to use the shitcicle as a dildo until thawed out.
Man: Erin is too kinky for me, bitch showed me her Mexican Burrito in action last night.
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The burrito supreme occurs and is quite baffling when a female squeezes off a hot steamy shit on a males phallus, once the deed is done, the female will then proceed to obtain a 97% flour tortilla, once she has retrieved the tortilla, she will wrap it around the previously shitted on dick. Then, she will start to stoke your hard penis real nice and rough-like. once the male orgasm is initiated,she quickly takes the tortilla off of the penis and consumes it most delightfully.
Yes, I gave him a burrito supreme last night.
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