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Whenever a burrito's contents spill out the bottom. Often times a tragic event and should be dealt with in somberness.
My wife had a "burrito miscarriage" during dinner a few nights ago. She is inconsolable.
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The male version of smashing tacos. When 2 men smash their genitalia against each other. Usually taking place beachside in California.
Mike was crushing burritos with some dudes from work down at the beach again.
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When a man shits on a girl in bed then wraps her up in the blankets.
Johnny made Alison in to a breakfast burrito last night.
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a condom
You should wear a burrito sleeve for protection against pregnancy or STD's.
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Street slang for an erect penis. Food substitute. Cali-spanic in origin. See Chupame la verga
Girlfriend: "I'm hungry."
Boyfriend: "I've gotta meat burrito you can work on."
OR
Waiter: "Did you save room for dessert?"
Girlfriend: "Not tonight."
Boyfriend: "Ya, she has to leave room for my meat burrito."
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A mexican burrito is where a (wo)man shits out a log into a condom and freezes it. Then proceds to use the shitcicle as a dildo until thawed out.
Man: Erin is too kinky for me, bitch showed me her Mexican Burrito in action last night.
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The burrito supreme occurs and is quite baffling when a female squeezes off a hot steamy shit on a males phallus, once the deed is done, the female will then proceed to obtain a 97% flour tortilla, once she has retrieved the tortilla, she will wrap it around the previously shitted on dick. Then, she will start to stoke your hard penis real nice and rough-like. once the male orgasm is initiated,she quickly takes the tortilla off of the penis and consumes it most delightfully.
Yes, I gave him a burrito supreme last night.
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