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Something antichrists always bring up on forums to bash and offend Christians and demean Christianity and the mods never have a problem with it since they're all antichrists too and and no one ever has any problems with it until some Christian speaks up and says that it's not very cool of them all to be doing that.Then the mods usually get mad at the Christian for making a big deal out of it.Christians almost never bring it up and the rare times they do it's always passive and harmless and completely non-offensive and they still get bashed on by the antichrists and the antichrist mods close the thread too early.But 99.9% of the time it's the antichrists who always bring up the topic of Jesus or the bible or Christianity just to be demeaning assholes about it.

Christianity is on the receiving end of entirely too much bullshit.And it's always the pompous antichrists who are always bringing the topic up time and time again.

by South Park fan December 9, 2005

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Christian

Christian, someone who is a great trumpet player is excellent at math and is very funny. Christian's know how to help you with whatever you may need at the moment. Christian's are also good at helping people with math and the studies they may struggle in. Christian is very kind and caring. He is very good at telling jokes. He is overall a great guy.

Christian is an awesome guy.

by cotts24 December 19, 2012

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Christianity

The cult that won.

Various people many thousands of years ago invented a cult called Christianity that allowed them to gain political and personal power by taking advantage of the masses gullibility. This cult has gained more political power, and taken advantage of more people than any other cult ever created, and thus is the most successful. People also now call it a religion, because that's how you legitimize large cults.

by Richard West August 21, 2009

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christianity

The Belief that a cosmic Jewish zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master, so that he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.

I know the bible is true because the bible tells me it's true. Hooray Christianity!

by Matt (exoendo) February 22, 2008

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Christian

A person who believes at least the following:

There is one God, the Father Almighty, maker of heaven and earth and of all things visible and invisible, and one Lord Jesus Christ, the Son of God, who for men and their salvation came down and was made man, was crucified under Pontius Pilate, and suffered, and was buried, and the third day rose again, according to the Scriptures, and ascended into heaven, and sits on the right hand of the Father where he shall judge the quick and the dead.

In addition to these universal beliefs held by all Christians, they may also hold various, sometimes hotly contested, beliefs regarding literal interpretation of the scripture; the meaning and timing of baptism; the value and scriptural authority of confession, Eucharist, priests, bishops, or the church itself; and the necessity to proselytize one's faith. Many who hold one opinion on these matters deny that anyone who holds a different opinion are "real Christians".

Christians believe in the divinity of Jesus.

by JerseyJohn December 12, 2007

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christianity

"christianity
What killed 90% of North America's native people.
Christianity is genocide!
Source: 1349 Fan, Mar "

That's a damnable lie!

Many of the early Europeans who migrated here and many of our nation's founding fathers were NOT Christians.There were lots of Deists and rationalists and occultists and they were actually very anti-Christian!

Oh well,history has been so twisted and people are so dumb nowdays that they believe the government and reject god.

by nobodoy wants to hear the truth because being immoral is too easy feels good March 17, 2005

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Christianity

The belief that you won't go to an imaginary place unless you believe in an imaginary guy that performed imaginary miracles in an imaginary town.

Christianity Christ

by Porrtrtra April 28, 2009

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