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The act of defecating in an ice chest, cooler, freezer, or any cold container. The likes of which results in a well preserved shit that can last long periods of time without decay or other changes in form.
I left my Yeti cooler unattended and when I returned to grab another beer, I grabbed a Dark Snowman instead.
The intense feeling you receive in the eyes once the light is turned on after a period of prolong darkness
Craig don't turn on the light you'll give all a darkness Hangover
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A movie that proves that when a production staff actually works to make a sincerely great movie, it will, in the end, pay off infinitely better than the endless flood of quickie cash-ins that comprise 90% of Hollywood's output these days.
The Dark Knight is one of the best movies of the past several years, and excels in every way it aims to.
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Dark Souls is the Sequel to the 2009 PS3 exclusive title ''Demon's Souls''. Dark Souls is an action RPG released in October 2011 by Bandai Namco and From Software.
In Dark Souls you play as a chosen Undead or "hollowed". Aside from the opening cinematic, the game lacks any real overarching story and is instead told by your interactions with various NPCS. The game features an open world with many interesting bosses each with their own unique looks and attacks.
Dark Souls is mistakenly considered a very difficult game, however, it is more of a trial and error game similar to Capcom's Mega man franchise. Players are meant to die in the game over and over until they eventually learn what they are supposed to do.
Dark Souls features a unique online multiplayer system where players can enter another players game and assist them with killing enemies or to duel in PVP.
The game features a lot of character and weapon customization and will keep players occupied for a long time.
I just died on Dark Souls again :(
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Used as a reference to a bad occurence that has happened or that is about to happen. Similar to bad times.
(Something bad happens)
"Oh dude, its dark days now, dark days I tell you!"
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An evil force brought to life by the dark powers of the Necronomicon. It is comprised of an army of skeletons, and the leader (Bad Ash). They are eventually stopped by Ash, a worker of S-Mart (Housewares division).
Top notch B-movie, one everybody must see.
See also Bruce Campbell for more info.
"D00d, joo got teh ARMEE UV DARKNSS special edition! Pwn!"
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Humor that is viewed as dark, morbid, cruel, offensive to some, and or graphic in nature and is yet, still found funny.
Dark humor is my kind of humor, personally. It submerges into unpleasant endeavors and emerges with a funny story found humorous to the masses.
Verbally describing a horrible incident in graphic, long winded detail can be found funny in itself. Or describing something that is seen as disgusting to most could be funny as well.
One comic known for such a thing as dark humor would be famous Bill Hicks who passed away from pancreatic cancer in 1994. Over half of his jokes and satiric descriptions could be taken as dark humor, and some of the funniest and most quoted jokes of all time.
Another would be George Carlin, the master of satiric rants.
A man kneels tremulously to the asphalt in the middle of a bridge connecting two major interstates to each other. He breathes slowly and his mind races vigorously as his heart began to beat with anxiety. He raises the handgun to the right side of his temple as dozens of bystanders gasp in horror. He hesitates, thinking of that morsel of a possibility that perhaps the angle of the gun relevant to his skull would not be the exact mathematical trick of successfully firing the bullet in the effective trajectory to demolish his brain in the correct matter in order to achieve death as quickly as possible. If these aspects were not met then he could end up being a half head having freak, or a vegetable for that matter. After repositioning the .45 caliber semi automatic handgun to the inside of his mouth he comes to the same shaky conclusion that it still might not work. He fidgets the end of the gun awkwardly to point at the top of his scalp. Again, the same conclusion. Finally he screams out, "I just can't do this!" and throws the gun to the asphalt haphazardly, not thinking of the possibility of the gun going off once it hit the ground like the cliché one would see in a movie. The gun unfortunately does and the bullet strikes him in the foot, penetrating through his toes and out the other side through his boot. He yelps like a puppy and falls to the road, cradling his foot in pain. "This just isn't my day."
(If you found that funny, you can consider it dark humor.)
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