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Bed-desk

A time when studies and sleep come closer together, you start using your bed as a desk by placing random papers, tests and notes on your bed and not removing them, because you're generally lazy or otherwise can't be fucked.

"I've a Biology exam next week so I'm getting a bed-desk"

"Did you see his bed-desk?"

"I'm starting to get bed-desk"

by Student of the OH GOD HELP March 17, 2016


desk hour

having a conversation in a classroom or a room full of people while everyone sits on desks or tables.

"why is everyone sitting on the desks?"

"oh its desk hour"

by capibaru November 22, 2022


Orc Desk

(Magyarul, Ork pad)
In the Balcanic country of Hungary,
when a student is really ugly and/or too smelly for being in the same room as the other classmates during class or while taking an exam, if the teachers sees the need for it, the student has to carry his/her desk to outside of the classroom, and write his/her notes or continue the exam there.
The teachers will usally say 'Te kint írod mert te Ork vagy!' (You write outside 'cause you're an Orc!) when they see the need for this action.
It's usally occurs during exams, because the teachers don't want the smelly and/or ugly student to distract the attention of other fellow students

Teacher: Na te kint írod mert te egy Ork vagy!
Studnet: *Takes his desk outside of the room and continues taking the exam in the Orc desk*

by P.J. Jackson May 15, 2024


Desk Deuce

After your boss has gone for the day, you take a shit in his top desk draw, lock it and taking away the key.
Than you proceed to write him an email letting him know you are resigning and today is your last day.

John resigned today but left his boss a Desk Deuce as great appreciation for the learning experience.

by Squirrel Murphy August 27, 2009


Desk hemorrhoid

Piles of stuff accumulating on your desk.

"Rachel's got desk hemorrhoid's"

by Rachelisawesome January 8, 2010


The table desk of awesomness

Well your welcome

The table desk of awesomness

by TheEpicMemer6999420 February 22, 2021


bottom desk

Noun: a metaphorical shelf that holds things that are representative of one’s feelings or mood.

“How’s it going?”

Stressed, fire alarms on my bottom desk”

“Sorry to hear that, you’ll be back to socks and sandals soon bud”

by unhingedhoodoo May 20, 2024