Arcane Door

Sex position: It's the act of having a small woman crawl inside a giant woman and having her blow you.
-Horse optional.

I am gonna fucking arcane door bitch!

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door stop

Verb: The act of stopping, usually for social purposes, in the exit doorway of a large venue as everybody else in the event is attempting to leave, thus stopping all forward movement of the crowd. Usually results in gridlocked aisles. See also: aisle salmon

I was trying to leave the Jonas Brothers concert before anyone I knew saw me, but some stupid teeny bopper pulled a door stop and Bobby Sue spotted me.

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Door Whore

Silly underage chavette, Who flirts/sleeps with/gives regular sexual favours to bouncers for preferential treatment in pubs and clubs.

"She's a right little door whore, been nailed by every bouncer in town."

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door hinge

This mythical word (or two words if you prefer) actually rhymes with "orange"
Deal with it

I'm going to get eat an orange when I finish fixing this door hinge...

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scissor doors

Scissor doors used to be exclusive for Lamborghinis. Now everyone does the conversion and takes away the uniqueness from it. Most automobiles with the conversion look hideous. Ladies and gentlemen, lets all thank the moronic Honda owners out there.

Hey thanks a lot jackass. Scissor doors are now played out thanks to you and your riceboys putting them on your slow POS Hondas.

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Early Doors

Only to be used on occasions when the word 'early' doesn't quite get across the earliness of a situation.

Interviewer: "Mr Simms you're 6 hours early!!"

Mr Simms: "Thought I'd get in early doors and make a good impression!"

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The Doors of Perception

An amazing book written by Aldous Huxley, Its mainly about the a drug / root called peyote and another drug called mescaline. The book was so impacting it infulanced amazing talents.

Such as jim morrison who later on named his band witch is now considered one of the greatest rock bands ever The Doors

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