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When a girl (or a boy??) gets real angry when they dream their pussy explodes and blood gets flung everywhere.
Parent:Yeah mary cant go to school today, She had a bloody dream.
Teacher: Holy shit why are you telling me fuck...
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'European Dream' is an expression that describes the objective that Europe strives for today.
For example: 'The dream of becoming a multicultural nation.'
My youth was the 'European Dream' that Europe strives for today.
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A really attractive and awesome guy who makes you feel like you’re the only girl in the world
Josh Jones is a complete ‘dream boat’
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1.The act of promising with no intent to act on it.
2.To intentionally deceive.
Guy: Hey boo we going to the show tonight?
Girl: Okay!!!
Guy: What time you want me to come get you?
Girl: I don't know yet, I'll call you when I'm ready.
Guy: Don't be selling dreams, you know I'm trying to get up with you.
*girl never calls and usually turns her phone off*
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When you wake up to your cock being sucked
Keep dreaming pal it will never happen
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the ideal American life as fed by the media; 2.3 children, white picket fences surrounding a split-level house with a dog and a cat, and a station wagon or a minivan to take the kids to sports practice; impossible by its' nature
"The reason it's called the American Dream is you have to be asleep to believe it." -- George Carlin
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When you cum yourself in your sleep, usually as a result of not masturbating for too long. Mildly annoying when you wake up at 5 AM with cum all over your clothes or the bed. Luckily all you have to do to avoid them is jack off regularly
I had a wet dream last night so I’ve been awake since 6 AM. I gotta jack off more.
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