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The friend of the group who reminds everyone of the weird uncle. Either shows up really late or really early. Always has a new Parisian/Canadian linky link. Strange obsession with Chipotle. Dresses like a cigarette mom.
Did u see Earl’s new Gucci necklace?
Yeah, it’s real greasy.
Really kind guy, maybe a little quiet but is a good dude. Very good friends and you'll be lucky to meet one
Person 1) Earl is so nice
Person 2) ikr
a bad pitcher in baseball. earl is specifically used to refer to a pitcher opposing the university of florida at their home ballpark, especially when heckling.
the tradition of earl was started in the 90s when an opposing baseball team replaced a bad pitcher named earl with an equally bad pitcher. this lead a student to call him earl well. the nickname stuck and a tradition was born at the university of florida.
earl is also used in other sports occasionally around the university.
“uh oh, earl’s in trouble!” in a 3-0 count
“you already pitched to him earl!” “and not very well” when attempting to pick off a walked base runner
“and starting pitcher number __, -name-“ “otherwise known as:“ “EARL”
Earl is a fake ass nigga who secretly likes getting raped in the ass by large hard penis's for fun he always trys to change the subject and turn the argument on you
Another term used to describe marijuana of a Higher potency or THC percentage. One tends to abscond to a solitary area to partake in the Earl, Rarely will the Earl be smoked with the “Boys” unless cold ones are cracked. In short the Earl is a Blessing.
“Robert smokes Mid but I prefer Earl”
Mitchell Earl is an overdose of charm, wit, and fun. Even the greatest of extroverts become introverts around a Mitchell Earl. He will buy gifts of flowers and food, always with smile, and sometimes from Trader Joe's. Be careful not to end up on the wrong side of a joke though, it'll quickly turn into a roast! When he's not the obvious magnet of attention in a room, he peacefully relaxes to watching movies, tv shows, or listening to NPR.
"Yo, have you met Mitchell Earl?"
"Of course! Who hasn't met Mitchell Earl?"
a stupit redneck with black teeth that lives in a cave who is also a pedophile and a kkk member who is famous on facebook for nothing he rapes anyone he seee's in the woods.
Unkle earl:hey boi take them pantys of
boi: fuck ima get raped