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When you draw a cartoon pink elephant on a sheet of paper but leave a hole where the trunk should be, then stick your penis through the hole, take a picture in a mirror, and send it to your friends as a joke.
Dusty pulled the old Pink Elephant on his friends.
1)A gag gift, usually an unwanted gift that is rewrapped and redistributed. 2)Bundy Gift.
I got this Joey Fatone Bobblehead doll from that turkey across the street. What could I do with it? I know, It can be the White Elephant at the Christmas party this year!
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The act of closing a zipper through the strength of your penis.
James can elephant zipper.
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Using your nose for sexual pleasure.
Dude, my girlfriend gave me an awesome elephant job last night.
Damn I bet that Jewish girl would give a sweet EJ.
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This term is literally derived from the action of two elephants having sex.
In any case, the elephant has a huge penis, and this is represented by a human males knee.
This can be taken as boyish behaviour act, as males will take their friends/mates by surprise in "elephant sexing" them.
Please see examples.
Example 1:
John, and Dave are walking along, when John then walks behind Dave and uses his knee in a thrusting fashion into Daves ass.
Thus creating the effect of having sexual intercourse with an elephant.
Example 2:
Person 1: "Ha ha I just elephant sexed you!"
Person 2: "Ouch that hurt what are you doing?"
Person 1: "You have just been shagged by an elephant!"
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This happens to a womans vagina after it has been poked several times, the outer lip begins to droop in such a manor it appears to be elephant ears.
Last night I ate this woman out and her elephant ears wrapped around my head.
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While elephant erections can reach from two or three feet to five or six feet and 14 to 16 inch in diameter. One enterprising biologist has even gone as far as to calculate the average weight of an elephant penis at a est. 59.5 pounds (with testicles at 4.4 pounds each).
Now even human females have graduated too taking small Elephant Penis in Candy Apple vs King Dong and a 5 foot Penis one in Autumn Haze vs Son Of Dong. Plus some others too like the famous Kami Andrews and the slim Payton. Of course not fitting the hole length but taking the 16 inch girth. Making the human female quite amazing, and all human males now small in comparison. Even Mr. 18 and Mandingo.
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