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When you are so good at guarding somebody in football that they cannot get the ball thrown to them.
Revis Island is a no fly zone.
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To have your woman spread out on the bed, then take a run across the room and jump naked, with your feet touching your ass and hands behind you on your ankles, all while sporting a hard on. Then land with full insertion.
Amanda was impressed last night when i ran across the room and landed The Flying Stiffy.
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Similar to the Landshark, but with an airborn approach. (sufficient safety gear and adult supervision required) A woman stands pressed against a wall a few feet away from a bed with her loose (or soon to be loose) ass jutting out in a splendor of erotic courage. Next a man strategically positioned at least 5 feet from the opposite side of the bed takes off at full sprint, leaps into the air using the bed as a trampoline, puts his hands over his head as if he were a shark, and nails his woman so hard in the ass she either shits, dies or screams so loud that the neighbors think its the fourth of July.
"And heres the instant replay of Kock Inyu nailing the Flying Landshark on Cok Inmi, All three judges agree, 10 points for the flying asian sensations!!!!"
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As MIMS would say:
Hold up,
Wait.
Look up in the sky,
It's a bird
It's a plane
No it's me
Cuz I'm fly, I'm fly I'm fly I'm fly
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When you are in a public place and have to take a shit really bad, but the toilet has piss all over it. So you have to bend over the toilet with out touching it, as if you were hovering over it on a flying carpet.
I was at the stadium watching the Chargers and had to take a shit, so I had to perform the flying carpet.
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A unit of measurement.
I do not give a flying fuck about your wedding.
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Also known as a g-fly, it is actually a bandana of any style being attached to clothing, guns, brass knucks, and even worn on the head. Typically addorns gangster attire.
Dude, check out my 9, I got it on the gangsta fly.
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