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Another word for sperm
Last night I had a crazy dream, Then I woke up with offspring glue in my boxers
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Noun. Glue shoe is a physical feeling that is a side effect of being ridiculously stoned.
When you have Glue Shoe, your leg(s) feel so weak/tired that if you try and life one, it feels like your shoe is glued to the ground.
We toked up on the stickiest of the icky while we routed and when I tried to lift my leg up out the car, that glue shoe wasn't havin' it.
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Personally I’m a white glue stick fan but that’s alright. Dislike this page if your also a white glue stick fan but like it if your a purple glue fan :)
Person 1: I’M A PURPLE GLUE STICK FAN!1!!1!
PERSON 2: NOBODY CARES DUDE it’s 1 IN THE MORNING
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Leaky semen discharge that excretes from a man's ass after sodomy; preferably through rape and being both from and too a hairy ass. The excresions is also preferably bloody and poopy in color.
"Oh my god i just got rapped in my ass by Robin Williams and now I got a load of monkey glue dripping from my butt hole!"
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Someone who shits out nuggets of glue and/or someone who shits on glue
Oh GOD! Look at the glue shitter he lets out!
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When someone get angry at you for the stupidest shit, they have the "berry glue". Meaning that their vagina is super glued shut and they can't have their period resulting in a permanent state of PMS.
John: "Dude, I got this new music on my iPod."
*Listens to music with friend*
Dick: "Man that music is sick, bro."
*Next Day*
Dick: "Hey John, I got that music you showed me on my iPod too! I really enjoy it."
John: "Fuck you bro, you're always stealing my shit."
Dick: "Get over yourself man, you blatantly have the berry glue"
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