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An individual who avoided being hit with the coat hanger for nine months before birth. This person usually grows up to be a very good dancer.
Jeff Y is such a coat hanger dodger.
Yeah, I'll bet he's a great dancer.
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Ape Hangers are handlebars on a motorcycle that look extremely high. Way back when you would usually see black people on them dead which coined the term Ape Hanger.
"Mommy look at the man with the Ape Hangers"
"Look away johny it's a black man on the Handle bars"
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Breasts (male or female) that are similar to holding a large waterballoon by the knot.
Generally found on nasty, dumpy, slightly ovrweight women. Also found on "National Geographic" porn.
Shit look at the bacon hangers on that one... looks like she needs a hose handler to keep those things in place.
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What occurs when, in a hopeful but failed attempt at increasing closet space, one puts multiple pieces of clothing on a single hanger. Then, when the doomed time to get dressed comes along, one ends up tangling tank top straps and wrinkling cotton while desperately trying to get only one item of clothing off the hanger. They all end up on the floor. You then have 3 options.
1. Buy more hangers.
2. Buy more closets.
3. Screw it. Buy more clothes and leave them where you goddamn please.
Hmmm, I think I'll wear my blue top. Just have to...uh...put this sleeve under that one...and...okay...no...this isn't working. ARGH! Oh fuck it, I'm going to be late. Damn double hanger disaster. "dumps clothes on floor and grabs desired item of clothing" I'll just put the rest in the hamper and pretend it's all dirty.
Ususally evident in older women, coat hanger nipples are hardened nipples that are prominately larger, and stick out longer than most nipples.
"I could hang a rack of winter coats on her coat hanger nipples"
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a gender, usually found in feminist and katy parry
You:"Oh Wasup Girl?" Clothing Hanger "The fuck did you just call me?! I am a Hanger!' YOU: "excuse me but..." Hanger "I WILL NOT HESITATE BITCH"
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During doggy-style sex with a girl possessing long hair in two ponytails the act of crossing the ponytails around the front of her neck and using them as motorcycle handlebars simultaneously choking her then violently slamming it into her ass and enjoying the ride.
My sister-in-law Becky once got free Slayer tickets at RedRocks for letting a dude pull a Colorado Ape Hanger on her ass.
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