A nice respectful way of letting someone know you were lying
I am a major league baseball player
Bro I think he pulled an inverted collaranco
A derivative of a playboy bunny suit which covers the part that are exposed in a regular playboy bunny suit but exposes the part that are normally covered in a regular playboy bunny suit. Also referred to as a Reverse Bunny Suit.
Boy that Inverted Bunny Suit is so hot
The act of a person with a penis urinating with a full erection while doing a handstand. Sometimes done for humor or after sex, but often done in the fetish style of water sports
Filby: My guy, I was so hard last night I couldn’t even piss. It was impossible.
Dondo: You should’ve just busted out the Inverted Golden Giraffe! Sometimes the only way to pee up, is to pee down. But remember to aim.
A friend (normally of the same gender) who accompanies you when you have to hang out with your significant other and her friends (of the opposite gender).
Damn, my girlfriend wants me to go the beach with her and a bunch of her friends. I don't want to spend the whole day talking about puppy dogs and ice cream. I need to find an inverted wingman...stat.
When something is so cringe or embarrassing that you physically contract or wince.
" There's toilet paper on her shoe... INVERT! "
" that's so embarrassing, I'm inverting "
*group in unison* " invert "
An appropriate term for an Australian.
"Why is that guy in denim short-shorts and cowboy boots getting into a racist argument with a kangaroo?"
"Cause he's an Invert. They don't get a lot of oxygen to the brain down there."
a person who has a innocent and wholesome personality, but is hardcore when it comes to sex (and a total top).
or
a person who has a hardcore personality, but is sweet and caring when it comes to bed (and a total bottom).
Phil Lester seems sweet in soft but everyone knows that a soft invert top.