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A traffic light that stays red much longer than necessary, keeping you from wherever you have to go and making it seem that the light's sole purpose is to make you miserable
A: "Hey where you at, man? This party is f***ing awesome!"
B: "I'm stuck at the punishment light on Main."
A: "Oh, bummer. See you tomorrow then."
B: "FML"
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A terrible weapon Lockheed Martin is developing in case of war against France. Unfortunately the huge amount of light sabers produced might drive the United States to the third Bush administration.
US army general: "what happened to the boat"
US lieutenant: "the pirates caught it"
US army general: "is the crew ok?"
US lieutenant: "Yes, the were french so they gave up immediately."
to the sailors:"by the way, why did you give up so easily?!"
French sailor A: " they had a light saber"
French sailor B: "........light.....saber....."
French sailor C:" LE LIGHT SABER!!! TERRIBLE!!"
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The sexual climax a person reaches, while watching Star Wars, when they know that theres about to be a fight between two Jedis.
When Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker were about to fight i had the best Light Sabergasm in the universe.
Yeah well take that one up with George Lucas because i here he doesn't like to loose his Universal records.
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A game played between two people as a way of exploring intimate things.
Green - Good, great, comfortable with it
Yellow - This is okay, feeling a little out of my comfort zone
Red - I don’t like this, can we stop?
Person 1: I touch you first, you say a colour and then you touch me. We can stop at anytime. It’s called traffic lights. Okay?
Person 2: Okay.
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A term used in Marine Corp boot camp to identify a white recruit , from a black or dark green recruit .
All you fuckers are green now! Some are light green and some are dark green .I don't give a shit either way ! You are all worthless !!!
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(noun) A person, not necessarily African or biracial, whose complexion is lighter than black and darker than white. Light skin is not to be confused with a person that has fair skin.
Laurence Fishburne, LL Cool J, and Lisa Raye all have light skin.
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The best electronic music that can be very dangerous should it fall into the wrong hands.
I saw Pretty Lights at Bonnaroo, raged so hard that i may have accidently killed a few people people with my disco ball light sabar.
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