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Logic Sense

When someone who has neither logic nor sense; but yet, wants to sound as if they have both. They will claim that they have, "Logic sense!"

Person A, "Grow a brain and then try making a thread."

Person B, "Shut Up, I have a brain dumbass, if I didnt I wouldn't be alive. I use logic sense. Piss off."

Person A, "Haha logic sense?

by another__penguin March 30, 2009

12πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


zombie logic

Braindead. Acting zombie-like. Mall walker. First known instance Zombie Logic Press. Later applied to computer jargon. An oxymoron as zombies display no logic, only impulse.

A Walmart shopper eating a corndog is displaying zombie logic, or rather a lack of all logic.

by Thomas L. Vaultonburg August 31, 2005

14πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


pussy logic

reasoned facts torn to shreds with overly emotional so- called intuition.

It's always pussy logic with her.

by Kay Turin December 6, 2007

14πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Oprah-Logic

(oh-pruh-lawjick) ; Noun: a shapeless, shifting, feelings-driven form of reasoning, with a propensity to give too much consideration to whatever happened to be
the most recent statement made in a line of argument.

The 6th grade's class teacher's use of Oprah-Logic in her daily classes creates a lazy intellectualism that lends itself to impairing critical thinking skills.

by webjc April 18, 2009

20πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


Corvette logic

Arrogant Psychological projection by Corvette owners. They make an average of $90,000+ a year and assume teens with Civics or other economical import are ignorant for not buying a Corvette or 500hp Mustang. For some reason they have the delusional thought that a 17 year old working at Wal-Mart or Auto Zone can afford a $55,000 uninsurable car that gets 16 MPG @ 3.55 a gallon. They claim these teens spent 50 grand on their Civics but really most are just 3000 dollar cars with a loud muffler, crappy wing and a K&N air filter.

These guys are usually the same assholes that think everyone not on a crappy Harley-Davidson wants one.

Corvette Frank: When are going to get rid of that ricer and get a Corvette.

Teenager: That's a typical Vette owners Corvette Logic. I'll get one when McDonalds starts paying $120,000 a year. Dude I could not pay your insurance rates and you are 58.

Corvette Frank: Back in my day I had a 1965 Pontiac GTO 389/360hp

Teenager: Let me know when gas hits 29 cents a gallon again and Maybe I'll get one.

by Harley Earl April 15, 2008

234πŸ‘ 132πŸ‘Ž


Nick logic

The logic that isn't logic at all used by Nick. It makes no sense whatsoever and no one but Nick understands because it is completely illogical. Either a straight line is somehow drawn from one thing to a conclusion which has no relevance to the thing, there is no possible way anyone could ever connect the two yet with Nick logic they do even though it has no connection. Or, an action is done that makes no sense in any way yet in the mind of Nick, it makes perfect sense when no one else can figure out how it could make any sense in the slightest. It is completely illogical in every way and it is baffling how Nick could ever think it is logical. It makes no sense.

Person 1: How... What... How did he...?
Person 2: How did he draw that conclusion from THAT?
Person 1: How does that make ANY sense WHATSOEVER?
Person 3: It's Nick logic.

by I_speak the_truth September 26, 2019


Logical thinker

Someone who observes a situation and resolves/tries to resolve it in a reasonable way.

Synonyms: critical thinker and intellectual

Antonyms: conservative and liberal

Mark: β€œWhoa! She’s answered that question in the utmost rational way!”

Henry: β€œWell, yeah dude. She’s what we call a logical thinker!”

by BowieFan1976 March 22, 2022