Coffee Maker

So similar to your wife/husband. When you make the right decision you will be happy till the end, otherwise a nightmare. Eventually, there is a book written to help you make the best decision.

Read This Before Buying A Coffee Maker

You can't choose your parents but you can choose your kid's mother/father and your coffee maker.

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Gay Maker

A feminine boy, who usually is the target for the affection of lesbian and bisexual women. They dont consider him a guy because he looks like a girl.

1: Damn hes getting mad pussy! He looks so gay though
2: Hes Just a Gay Maker

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jello maker

term used to descibe how a person has an excess amount of body fat in the mid-range/abdominal region. See example for proper use.

1. "I have a six-pack, my friend has a four-pack but that dude over there has a jello maker!"

2. "Look at that chick/dude over there! His/her jello maker is working overhaul!"

Any other proper usage is acceptable.

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goody maker

The goody maker is the sexual organ that makes guys happy.

Come on baby, i wanna stick my disco stick in your goody maker. Let me just take a glimps at your goody maker.

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garbage maker

This is when a man's penis can't make babies and juice produces hot garbage.

Get that garbage maker away from my bagina.

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H Maker

A slang word for gay- in the sexuality sense.
Thank about it like, two males standing, facing each other.
They make a figure "H."

"Dude, didn't you know he's an H Maker?"

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Maker's Itch

The almost palpable sensation of restlessness a maker gets if he or she hasn't created something or worked on their latest project for an extended period of time (due to work or other commitments getting in the way, for example).

T: Dude. Can you stop jiggling your feet?
A: I can't just sit here, man - I've gotta build something. This Maker's Itch is driving me crazy!

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