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She swallowed the whole load, she gargled down all my pecker snot
A sock that goes around the penis
A sock used to cum into. It harder everytime it dries. A pecker sock is just a different word for "cum sock"
"Hey Bill, why's your sock so hard?"
"It's my pecker sock, if you know what I mean." "Ooooh can I lick it?"
An obscure alcoholic drink.
Consists of a double shot of rye (preferably Alberta Premium) with one pickled jalapeno. Stir and enjoy.
Male Barkeep: what can I get you cuties?
Yeah bud lemme get a Pecker Puncher
Male Barkeep: Ooh, I love me a man of culture! One Pecker Puncher coming up!
A cock queef, or means of flatulating out of the dick hole, I.e urethra. Usually shortly after the removal of a catheter, I.e semen snake.
After a night of violent masturbation, Kent's poor excuse for a urine stream came to a halt, immediately followed by a soft, bubbly pecker puff.
A "Pecker Shredder" is when a man or a woman with braces is giving you a blowjob.
" Dude, she normally gives hella good head, but last night she was one hell of a pecker shredder."
1) A mother pecker is a man who fucks his mother like a mother fucker. Unlike "mother fucker," which means a man who fucks his mother in any style, a mother pecker fucks her from behind in doggy style or licks her anus from behind.
2) Like "mother fucker," it also just insults someone to be blamed.
1. John: "Did you know Tom fucked his mom Pamela from behind so many time?"
Mike: "What?! He is indeed a mother pecker!"
2. "You, mother pecker!"
The act of your partner vomiting up Lucky Charm's cereal on your schlong upon oral sex, typically resulting in a rainbow-like hue.
"Ay lads, looks like I got ye olde Rainbow Pecker last night with Becky..."
"Sorry boys, can't make the movie tonight. Got another case of the Rainbow Pecker."