A pencil in the butt while farter
"Shut the fuck up you pencil farter"
A term used originally by carnival workers to describe arbitrary fees or charges designed to take away money or wages a person should be entitled to keep or receive.
Person 1: "Even with the late charge, I should have my payments caught up next month."
Person 2: "You won't pay just a late charge - after they pencil beat you for administrative and other charges, you'll be paying a lot more."
or
I'd rather just clean my own uniforms, rather than have the company pencil beat me for cleaning charges on every paycheck.
when a guitarist picks with his first finger stiffened out, and the thumb usually bent at a 90 degree angle.
(great for palmuting)
(frowned upon by teachers)
He doesnt play regularly he uses pencil grip.....
As in, it's REALLY in the diary.
An obvious insinuation that one hopes the "meeting" may be more like a "meating".
Or lunch involving a large German sausage.
Don't worry, I have you heavily pencilled in my diary.
When you drop a pencil in class and reach down to get it, and it rolls away even further when you touch it and usually to a spot where it cannot be reached.
Martin: (drops pencil) (reaches down to grab it) "DAMMIT THAT WAS MY ONLY PENCIL!"
Joe to Dave: "Ouch! That Sucks.."
Dave to Joe: "yeah he totally just got pencil gipped."
when the whole class forgets their pencils and someone saves the day
Yo, it's aboutta be a pencil party
instead of learning, you use a pencil as a skateboard. you can make all sorts of obstacles with your text books and other school supplies. in my school it is a crime punishable by detention to do it in classrooms. so the pencil boarders do it in detention.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=apc32MGlpxI is where you can see mechanical pencil boarding at its finest.