Occu-Pie

Occu-Pie:

The time spent sitting at your Aunt's Thanksgiving table. Not because you enjoy the conversation or are digesting your food but simply because you are waiting for the Pie. Occu-pie.

Ashley ( whispers): honey, I would like to leave but we are going to have to sit here for a while longer while we wait for desert.

Oscar: I would wait all day for that. She's got Apply, Berry, Pumpkin, sweet potato, pecan, and the entire pie menu from Marie Calendars up in her kitchen.

Ashley: Well, Aunt Cocoa is PGC.. and everyone else is still eating and talking so we will have to just Occu-pie until we get some.

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Pie Pants

the term was invented by Bart Simpson in the Episode "She of Little Faith" (Episode 275 - DABF02, Season 13) when homer was buliding a model rocket, Milhouse commented that he never knew that Homer was so interested in Science, but since Homer hates science (and nerds), Bart said Milhouse actually said "pie pants"... to which homer replied "mmmmm pie pants".... later he says "the word un-blowuppable is thrown around alot these days..." freaking hilarious!

mmmmm pie pants - a great food, and for simpsons geeks, another word for science

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Dino-pie

When you add ejaculate to a cookie.

Homie 1 “hey bro let’s make a Dino-pie and eat them as a goof”

Homie 2 “yeah bro, Let’s cross dress and eat Dino pies as a goof, we definitely aren’t gay or anything”

Floating pie

When an older woman goes swimming and forgets the
bottom of her bathing suit. While she's under water
her floppy vagina floats to the surface.

also known as:
the hovering cake
the soaring patty
the unsinkable muffin

Where's grandma? I've been looking for hours
and can't find her. What's that? It looks like a floating pie. Wait a minute, that's grandma! I found her!

Mandarin Pie

The act of giving an Asian woman a creampie.

I went down to Burford Highway and gave that slut a Mandarin Pie.

cutie pie

what you call someone who is cute and cannot handle expressions of sweetness yet secretly enjoys them. best accompanied by over the top emojis.

Hey, cutie pie.🐻💖
You are a cutie pie.💋👩 ❤️ 💋 👨
Ugly cutie pie 😻💘

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Puss Pie

Someone who is cowardly, and won't stand up for himself or his companion. A wuss.

wuss

Show him what's what...don't be such a puss pie!