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A name you give a person who sucks at life. Their life sucks so bad that you assume they rob douche bags from women.
They dude is a major Douche Pirate, and needs to get a life.
Fuck this, that dick hole over there is a major Douche Pirate.
A pirate made of metal from his head to his privates. They are the robot pirates. They do the things a robot should. Also the things a pirate should. They wear eye-patches and are feared by the masses. Their biggest enemy are computer hackers. They can also mop the whole poop deck in 11 seconds.
tommy: hey is that a robot pirate?
bobby: does he have a parrot sitting on his titanium chassis?
tommy: oh, no he doesn't.
bobby: then no.
A white guy who thinks he is a pirate and only pursues chubby red heads.
The ginger pirate passed out in the bar again right after he hit on that chubby red head.
Coworkers who show up to a meeting and take over with their own agenda.
My boss was a total meeting pirate today - talked about some random crap for the whole hour and I never got to give my presentation.
A female who snorts cocaine and dates lacrosse players or hits the line out of turn
Jacobs girlfriend was a snow pirate at the party last night
When you are so drunk you drive with one eye closed.
Tom: Hey Kev, how did you get home last night?
Kev: I was so fucked i had to use pirate vision.
Gay men who like it up the butt. Typically very very homosexual.
Stacy: Whoah! look at how tight his jeans are!
Jenny: Oh, he must be an anus pirate!