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The Santa Frinst is the ultimate car for smokeing in. This is the slang term for the Hundai Santa Fe SUV. It comes standard with a radar detector, tinted windows, and a front ram bar.
Did you smoke in the santa frinst lately? No, thats how it always smells.
The santa frinst has enough shake in the cup holders to roll a joint.
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Rich, white, snobby, rude, & typically blonde chicks with caked on makeup who attend University of California, Santa Barbara.
My Santa Barbie roommate refuses to acknowledge my existence and instead just spends all her time putting on 10 lbs of makeup and curling her bleach blonde hair.
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The GREATEST ninja of all time!!!
1. He can't be seen
2. Only a true ninja can break into that many houses, undetected, in one night
3. He taught reindeer to hover and fly, and we all know that, while only superheros and ninja can fly, only a ninja can teach other lifeforms to do it too... that's right, the reindeer had to become ninjas too.
Kid: I'm gonna stay up and try to see Santa Claus :D
Brother: No!!! don't do that!!! I heard, that the reason his suit is red is from the blood of children trying to sneak a peek at him...
Kid: Huh? Santa kills you if you see him?
Brother: He HAS to! It's the code of the ninja! They're not supposed to be seen. You see them; they kill you!
Kid: (Cries)
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What some people (esp. young children) call Sani Flush toilet bowl cleaner crystals.
Mom, I think you need to put some Santa Flush in the toilet; it smells funny.
The weight gained during holiday feasts and also consuming mass ammounts of alcohol-based eggnog
"Man, I ate and drank so much this holiday season, I think I got a santa belly"
When you go skinny dipping in the winter.(Doesn’t count in warm water regions, must fully submerge to be born again)
I did Santa’s Baptism last night.
Shot Santa is a jolly individual that buys multiple rounds shots and passes them out at the bar
"Tom bought 4 rounds of fireball for the whole bar last night.
I know - he was Shot Santa!"