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When you have to flush the toilet twice because all of your shit didn't go down or some of it came back up when the bowl filled back up
Because of all the wine I drank last night my first shit required a second flush
1. an unnecessarily long moment or instant;
2. when the sixtieth part of a minute of time takes upon itself the characteristics of an extended pause appearing to last much longer than its given unit of time;
3. a noticeable hesitation, awkward pause or uncomfortable lag in conversation.
Greg: Hey baby, I missed you. How's my sugar doin?
(akward pause)
Mary: I slept with your brother.
Greg: Well after that considerable second, is there anything else you want to tell me?
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The split second between hitting the "send" button on the computer to send an email, and realizing that there is a serious problem with the email (such as using "reply all" instead of reply to sender, especially for an inflammatory email, or seeing a nasty grammatical mistake after the send button has been hit.
I realized in that ohno second that my nasty reply to the corporate email also went to the president and all VPs.
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The amount of time it took for the Boston Bruins' hopes of a Stanley Cup to go down the drain.
The Chicago Blackhawks scored 2 goals against the Boston Bruins within a span of 17 seconds in the final minute of Game 6 of the Stanley Cup Final to win the series 4-2.
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Act act of having sex with a gil immediatly after someone else does.
I'm not sure, but I think I just had sloppy seconds.
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In the standard system of baseball/sexual metaphor (see first base, second base, home run), fondling the breasts and/or buttocks of one's partner.
I would have reached second base if his parents hadn't walked in.
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When you are already poor and someone fucks you in the butt.
That kid got second miled, you can't ask "where were the parents?" cuz he had none. No parental supervision means that little boy is going to butt fuck town (population his tiny butt).
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