Secretive Plotter

From Omniscient Reader's viewpoint.

The great Plotter that crawls from nothing.

You will never know who Secretive Plotter is

Secret Beard

When a dark haired individual inexplicably grows patches of red or blonde facial hair in between one's normal black or brown beard- so much so that the beard remains a secret to everyone but the beard wearer himself.

Henry's stubble is rather elusive to the eye. They say it's a secret beard.

salty secret

When you blindfold your partner before sex, and then tell them to open their mouth to get ready for a load, you put a salty treat in their mouth instead (chips, pretzels, etc.)

"I gave my girlfriend a pretty nice salty secret last night!"
"Yeah, what'd ya give her?"
"Salt and vinegar lays!"

secret finsta

A Secret Finsta is a Finsta of a Finsta. The one and only purpose of it is to make people who follow their Finsta jealous that you can't see their "secretive posts". It also shows another great reason to why Millennials will make such a positive and great impact on our future.

"Hey, did you see my Secret Finsta post? It was so crazy!!"

"No, you denied my follow request."

"Oh ya."

"And? Can I see it?"

"Sorry, I gotta get to class."

"We have 20 minutes..."

secret lag

Secret Lag : (P noun) a cloud of unidentifed LAG forcing 56k to be real shitty even though it is known to be shitty cause its only 56K!! Coined by Mah Wellz0r.

OMG d00d, my 56k connection is getting owned by the secret lag admin.

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Victoria's Secret

what both man an women can enjoy

men:like to look at almost naked chicks
women:like to shop for under garments

Example 1: "close laptop"

friend: where you watching porn
you: no "opens laptop"
friend: oh Victoria's Secret website

you:yep

Example 2:
women: hey this Victoria's secret panties are uncomfortable i think I'm going to take them off
You:ok

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Secretive caio

a secretive caio is a person who is a man whore that does his ways in private and no one knows, he fucks with multiple girls at a time but never dates them or wants people finding out

“Wow he is such a secretive caio, i heard he fucked with becky and jessica at the same time!”

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