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A Bewdley sesh is a sesh where nothing remotely interesting happens and everyone is sober.
"Bro I went to a Bewdley sesh last night, it was so dead!"
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when you completely and utterly noob pwn everyone in Halo 3.
Mike: you wanna play some Halo 3?
Christian: yeah im down for a kill sesh.
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A planned masturbation session, usually referring to "jacking off." The planning part is what makes a jack sesh different than simply masturbating.
Quick Jack Sesh guide:
1)Mise En Place!- Have lube, paper towels (enough for both catching semen and wiping hands so that you can continue to search for porn/switch videos without getting your keyboard all sticky) and a small plastic bag near by.
2)Make sure you have plenty of time and space. Enough time and space to jack as hard and loud as you want with moderate to loud pornography without head phones. This is important, as headphones detract from the overall masturbation experience. This means each room must be searched to ensure that absolutely nobody is in your dwelling, and you must know when people will be returning. Even if you live in a place where nobody cares if you loudly masturbate, this rule must be followed. A Jack Sesh is a holy, personal experience. A Jack Sesh must not be tainted with the presence of another person.
3) Take your time. Enjoy your Jack Sesh. Go slow at first. Find a hot video, one with a bit of a kinky story. Give yourself at least 30 minutes before you go to your go-to video and blow a massive load.
I can't wait to have a Sunday morning Jack Sesh while everyone else is at church.
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A small gathering or group of friends of about 6-10 people, usually college freshman or sophomores, that chill in a friends yard on a weekday night and drink away. Usually to talk about college stories and enjoy a good time with friend while looking back on how much you miss the college parties. Venting on how bad high school and the town you live in sucks and just counting the days until you go back
Dan- "Yo! you throwing down tonight or no know anyone that is?"
Jack-"Nah man, idk who's throwing down, you know there is nothing ever going on in this wack ass town!"
Dan-"yea man, well you should throw down!"
Jack-"I cant man, the rents are home!"
Dan- "how about a yard sesh?"
Jack- "Yea, i guess that will do."
Dan- Ight, lemme txt tha peeps!"
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Eating a stuffed crust pizza from Pizza Hut while watching The A-Team with some bros and discussing how you wish you could be more like Bradley Cooper.
Bro 1: Bro sesh tonight?
Bro 2: You got The A-Team?
Bro 1: Pshh...duh.
Bro 2: Sweet. I'll call Pizza Hut
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Very long group use of the website myspace.
ussualy lasts all night and well into the morning
Bill:DUDE, we had the fucken raddest myspace sesh last night, i got like 425452 comments and messages!!!
Greg:THATS OFF THE HOOK BRO!
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