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The ejaculate into an orifice of a MILF and continue to vigously penetrate until the ejaculate becomes frothy.
Hey, remember when I spent the night at your house last night? I woke up early and had sex with your mom. I gave her a MILF Shake. Pretty wild huh?
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The texas shake is when two or more men put on snake-skin cowboy boots and engage in sexual intercourse. Prior to achieving orgasm the taker is to take off the boot so his partner can ejaculate into it. He then will drink from the boot afterwards. This act is dubbed "Texas Shake" becuase more often than not you must shake the boot, as the cum has a tendancy to get caught in the toe of the boot.
Joe was only wearing one boot because he had used his other while performing a texas shake with his partner earlier that night.
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A method of making crystal meth in small batches without a heat source. The method involves mixing and shaking ingredients in a container, such as a 2 liter soda bottle. By preparing the drug in small quantities, cookers can avoid purchasing limits on over-the-counter medicines. Addicts can also prepare their own supply, bypassing dealers. Shake and bake meth can be prepared in bathroom stalls and moving vehicles. The chemical reaction involved in shaking the ingredients can create an explosion, and the drug itself has obvious health risks. Also called “one-pot” and “on the go” meth.
Know where I can score some meth?
No, but why don’t you just shake and bake your own?
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Getting jerked off by a girl with no idea- going way too hard and fast.
My dick is well sore mate, got a hard shake off some girl last night.
Common symptom of a deadly hangover, when every fiber of your being aches, shivers and prays for death. The only known cure is copious apple juice or greasy foods. To be avoided if possible. May also be used as a synonym for hangover in general.
Person A: "Hm, it seems John has passed out on the carpet"
Person B: "Man, he's going to be ridden with the Death Shakes tomorrow"
Person X: "AUGHH WHHYYY HRBGLEGBW"
Person Y: "Here's some coffee, it'll help with the Death Shakes. I hope you've learned a lesson from this"
A slight shake of the head, meaning you screwed up so bad, that the other side can only shake their head. Or, other side is fed up with your shit.
Example 1:
Bob: DUDE! I ate a porcupine -- when it was still ALIVE!
Freddy: *Shake of the head*
Example 2:
Bob: Dude, I climbed Mt. Everest, pulled of my helmet, para-glided down, and landed on my head! And the only evidence I have is this small scratch on my elbow!
Freddy: *Shake of the head*
When you and your bro finish a hot sweaty gym session then trade blowjobs after the gym to release your tension. Added benefit of getting extra protein to fuel your muscle growth.
After the gym, my friend gave me a brotein shake straight from the tap. Delicious and my muscles are looking huge!