simpson edits

Faggots who fake depression

Bro these Simpson edits are helping me. Also xxxtentacion cured my depression

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ashlee simpson

a) one of the many talent-less teenage stars of today that seem to be infesting the very world we live in

b) someone who spells her name in the most annoying phoenetic manner

jesus christ can't you spell your name like a fucking regular person, because "ashLEE" is the most annoying thing in the world?

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Marge Simpson

Age: 36
Height: 5'6" (Not counting the 3 Feet of hair)
Weight: 120 lbs.
Hair Color: Blue #56
Real Hair Color: Grey/Greyish (like Patty and Selma)
Fear: Of Flying
Three Favorite Things: Her Family, Cleaning, and Cooking

If Marge did keep the implants, and lowered her hair to make it long and silky, I'd call her a MILF too. (What about (Stacy's Mom?) Otherwise, Marge is too normal.

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Lisa Simpson

Person that is very morally aware and politically correct, especially that which is among people whos morals are distinctly lacking.

"Lets go throw my mum's jewellery at cars while wearing no pants and playing Fuck The Police on my stolen stereo."
"No thats morally wrong."
"I hate you Lisa."

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ashlee simpson

The epitome of dumb, shallow, and contrived MTV crap.
-Caught lip-synching on SNL
-Got a record deal purely because of her sister
-Has no talent whatsoever. All the synthesizers in the world can't make her screechy, godawful voice sound good.
-Dyed her hair black to try to distinguish herself from her sister, not even remotely attractive to begin with
-Dreadful MTV reality show
-Has some sort of contrived emo/punk thing going on in the background of her videos, about as hardcore or punk as Avril Lavigne
-Songs are written for her, probably with the help of focus groups, complete with bubble gum teen angst lyrics

The sad part is that there are people who actually CAN sing and write good lyrics who will never have the kind of opportunity that has been wasted on her worthless, talentless ass.

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ashlee simpson

To lip sync; or to dance in a retarded manner as the wrong vocals one was to lip sync to play in the background.

Audience Member #1- "What the hell is she doing?! We all know she's not singing..."
Audience Member #2- "She's being an Ashlee Simpson...just go with it."

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ashley simpson

Something I am amazed to see blank on Urban Dictionary.

Oh yeah, she sucks.

I find it almost offensive that Ashley Simpson has no definitions on Urban Dictionary.

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