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Temika Smart is a two face slut. She thinks she's all cool when she's not she's just a crusty dog
That person over there is a Temika smart.
Timmy the handicapped boy goes to work everyday and does his job well, he sure is a smart tard! ;)
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A person who loves to be with someone, but isn't hopelessly stupid with it. They know how to find the little things, and don't blush at every little thing their lover does. Basically the opposite of hopeless romantic.
Wow, he said he loved her but she didn't say it back. He just wants in her pants, he tells everyone. She's a smart romantic.
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A small cheap-as-bread sub-sub-sub compact car, which, if painted red with a yellow roof, would look surprisingly similar to a Fisher Price toy coup car. It is silly looking, and pisses me and others off when it is in a 5 inch parking spot next to a driveway in the middle of NYC preventing other, real cars from parking. It is extremely unsafe, despite its pathetic excuse for a roll cage. In fact, this car is so unsafe, you would probably die just hitting the curb. Buy a Honda, or VW instead.
Smart Car owner: I just bought a smart car, its soo cute and fuel efficient
SUV owner: Yeah, I just bought a hummer, and I never check my blind spot.
*explosion occurs, as smart car disintegrates*
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Jeff Skilling, When interviewing for Harvard he was somehow asked the question; "do you thing you are smart?", to which Jeff replied "I'm Fucking Smart".
Harvard Business School Interviewer: Do you think you are smart?
Jeff Skilling: I'm Fucking Smart.
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The type of girl a man will respect, but never sleep with. She gets all A's and usually goes to college. A smart girl never goes to parties, does drugs, sleeps with men, drinks, or smokes. Smart girls live in a fantasy world of the future. They live for the future. Smart girls are either viewed as weird or loners. Smart girls are still friends with their elementry-school buddies, and smart girls are never popular. Smart girls don't have a boyfriend untill college. Smart girls are the easiest target in high school; But they are the least preyed on.
Rob: "Hey wanna have sex?"
Karen; 'No, I'm a smart girl."
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It's when someone thinks they're top shit, only to let their ego decide what comes out of their mouth.
Teacher: Why aren't you getting this down, I'm writing this on the board for a reason.
Student: My laptop ran out of battery.
Teacher: There are some people in this world you just can't help.
Student: You could have just told me nicely, no need for the smart remark.
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