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A lawyer, teacher, professor, or any generally upper-middle class person who lives in a suburban town who has studied a certain subject but does not fully understand it, thus cannot have an effect while defending someone in court or teach about drugs, and so forth.
"I don't want some Starbucks drinker who's never seen the battlefield, I need someone who's actually been shot at." -Samuel L. Jackson-
Kids and teens won't listen to some Starbucks drinker lecturing them about drugs, gangs, or sex, they need to hear about it from somebody who's been there and done that.
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The sensation one receives after slamming a triple shot caramel macchiato. Side effects may include; trembling hands, massive head aches, and irregular heart beat.
Also known as a caffeine high.
Dude, I haven't had any caffeine in several months but today I just had to have grab some coffee and it gave me a massive Starbucks High!
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Pathetic looking (gay or straight) male/female corporate yuppies, aged twenty or thirty something who go to Starbuck’s on a Saturday morning, order a vanilla flavored latte and sit down right next to a window with their laptops/notebooks, pretending to have heaps of work to be immediately done and emails to be answered, while all they’re doing is leering and waiting for someone to pass by and engage in a chit-chat in hope of a long term relationship.
Rob's a hopeless starbucks single.
Let's get a coffe to go and check out the starbucks singles.
My boyfriend used to be a starbucks single but he quit going there when we started going out.
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A very basic female, typically of European or North American residence, who is really only concerned with fluffy animals (e.g. puppies, kittens, etc.) and how many dumb emoticons they can fit into their next text message. Their only salient concern outside of the initial two interests mentioned would be Starbucks. Witnesses report these strange creatures proposing to, hugging, and kissing Starbucks baristas as a thanks for a coffee (something that can be made quickly at home).
A Starbucks slurper will also most likely date you no matter how physically unattractive you are or grotesque your personality is as long as you own some type of fluffy animal as a pet.
They have absolutely zero tolerance for people who eat meat as well.
Normal Girl: Did you hear about the shooting downtown?
Starbacks Slurper: Who cares about all the dead people!? Two dogs died, they were so cute! *obnoxiously sips on pumpkin spice latte*
Normal Girl: You are the worst Starbucks Slurper I've ever met.
Starbucks Slurper: I'm a vegan, so that means I'm 30 IQ points smarter-er than you. I don't care what you think! Hmph!
A Starbucks Diva is a person who drinks Starbucks every day and looks down on anyone who doesn't.
The most bougie of all gays. Usually, this gay is found sipping Starbucks coffee at all times in their own bedazzled and personalized Starbucks reusable cup. The baristas know this gay by name, since he usually sits in the cafe on his MacBook for hours, constantly getting new drinks when he finishes his drink.
Oh wow, Niko is *definitely* a Starbucks gay! Look at him!
The yoga pants wearing, prancer sizing group of moms hanging out at Starbucks post yoga talking about how awesome their kids are.
Mom 1: Did you get Celesta started up in gymnastics yet?
Mom 2: We sure did. Her dance teacher said we needed to get her started before she was three if we really wanted her to be competitive.
Girl across Starbucks: I wish my husband worked 90 hours a week so I could be a Starbucks mommy. *rolls eyes*