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1)changing ur status every 5 mins to tell the whole world how ur work, ur day and pet fish is.
2)status obsessioning occurs most to pmsy woman (or even guys) who change their status every 1 mintue according to their mood.
3)spending ur day looking 4 kwl things 2 write 4 a status and whenever a new thought occurs u think about writing it on a stauts, then decide its too lame
4)writing really random song quotes on statuses and confusing the hell outta people
status obsessioning:
1) off to work... (5 min later) hey thats a kwl looking tree...(5min later)... i wonder was time it is...
2)i hate that !@#$ boy!! (1 min later) baby im sorry... (1 min later) whatever, i dont wana c u again (1 min later) pleeese take me bak!!!
3)mmm.. that shakespeare quote is kwl... but na, people wont like it... hey i know wat i could write.... naaa... i wonder if people will think if writing about my friends is kwl..
4)**yea yea doo bi doo bi tra la la la**
In it's simplest term: a male who is significantly bigger and taller when compared to normal men. Most males that qualify for "ogre status" (also abbreviated as ogre) hail from Scandinavian, Central and Northern European roots. Generally to be ogre status, you must be at least 6'4" and weigh 260+ lbs. It should be noted that "ogre status" generally doesn't denote being overweight, rather they are more commonly composed of inherit muscle and a large skeletal frame.
Often the term ogre status is applied to describe an act which proves dominance over another person.
Word of warning: Don't fuck with someone that is ogre status.
That motherfucker is straight up ogre status, I heard he tore that bitch in two pieces and blew hookerbacon all over her face.
A fat women so fat fat fat you can't tell shes pregnant from all the fat.
Guy 1: Yo, did you hear about Bertha?
Guy 2: No man what's up?
Guy 1: Shes Preggo dude.
Guy 2: Holy shit dude, I cant ever tell. She's gone Decepticon Status.
Guy1+Guy2: BERTHATRON.
1. a person standing in a public place for no reason but to get in peoples way
2. a person who does nothing during sex.
1. that teacher is a human statue
2.
person a: what did she do last night
person b: she just let me fuck her
person a: was she a human statue
A low-life who updates statuses ever 5 minutes, trying to give fellow Facebookers a deep and meaningful status which directly translates to: 'derp, derp. I cannot spell. I also believe using numbers that resemble the sounds of words is more intellectual than spelling words correctly.'
A Status Tard shares their wisdom.
life is life u some time cant stop thing from hapening as they say u got 2 take the good and bad in life to funcsoin in life that is my avise to da world.
One who embellishes or even fakes a FaceBook status, to make their lives seem so much more interesting than it really is.
Did you see what Jake posted on FaceBook? We didn't get VIP seating to an exclusive club! We were seated near a window in a pub! He's so dramatic!!!! What a "Status Poser!"
Jessica the "Status Poser" is at it again! No guy gave up his umbrella to her, because he thought she was too beautiful to get wet! Give me a break, this is New York City. Nobody cares!!!!
A high level of public popularity/social level that has been reached by a person/celebrity because a bobblehead has been created in that persons image.
He is one of the best players on the Phillies team....he's achieved bobblehead status.