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A pompous and condescending politician.
Mr. Paul E. Tickes passed a new law banning plastic straws and a fine of up to $2,000 if it's violated.
The worst type of cunt. A person who does you immeasurable wrongs, being a shit cunt is bad, being a tick faced shit cunt is worse
Dave is a tick faced shit cunt.
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Used to claim ownership of a seat in the owners absence. Similar to squaters or fives. Can be shortened to simply "tick-tock
I'm gonna grab a soda, tick-tock seat lock
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The personification of politics.
Mr. Paul E. Tickes is an evil and selfish man
A person who sleeps early, wakes up early, and is always on time.
Yeah, I'm late! I ain't no fuckin' Tick-tock-clock
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A 3-tick-dick-flick is when you reach the point of orgasm in 1.8 seconds (generally males).
The ever so growing MMORPG 'RuneScape', where the tick term derives, has a system of timed events based on ticks. These convert to around 0.6 seconds/tick.
Guy: Dude, I fucked this girl last night, but I 3-tick-dick-flicked her...
friend: Mate... that's rough; sorry, bro
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Someone that calls another person a "Blue Tick Wanker" because they are not as popular and successful like the one with the official account and cannot come up with a good punchline or comeback.
Boy: BLUE TICK WANKER!!
Girl 1: Why is he mad?
Girl 2: He is a Blue Tick Ass Wiper that is why
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