hot to tot

Boyfriend pissed the Vikings are losing

Neil is hot to tot while watching Aaron Rodgers kick the Vikings ass.

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tot ridic

Used when something is just so totally ridiculous, it's not worth wasting the energy to sound out all of the syllables.

Surrah - "I just drank a double shot of everclear, a shot of moonshine, and now I'm gonna play spin-the-bottle and make out with a stranger."

Amy "...that is tot ridic."

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tinkle tots

A small, plastic toy made by tomy in the early 1990's, they consisted of a small baby with closed eyes made out of soft plastic and a bed or seat made out of hard plastic. Often would come with a lollipop or bottle. they had many different themes, including beaches and space. They were discontinued somewhere around 1994.

a: Do you remember tinkle tots when you were little?
b: Yeah! i had one on a crescent moon, it was awesome.

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taylor-tot

a shrimp-sized boy compared to his girlfriend, the whale.
He pisses her off by continuously bantering her "size", thus making her lose significant amounts of weight.

Hey! there's taylor-tot and his greased up girlfiend, the whale.

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cobbler tot

A woman's vaginal area that is shaped like a rectangle. Sometimes it happens to little grls that are in 9th grade but look like 5th graders.

"Chayce's pussy is such a cobbler tot."
"Cheatham pull up your pants and stop showin ur cobbler tot."

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Tiny Tots

Usually a nickname for a male who has such small genitalia that it is impossible to pleasure a female during intercourse; Inevitably, women don't even know they've been penetrated due to the size.

Mary: I had sex with tiny tots last night.

Jill: Is that his nickname?

Mary: It is now. His d*ck was so small it was like sticking a pencil in a tire swing.

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Titter tot

- a young male child who's waste line is larger than his height, and that also possesses boobs with a cup size no smaller than a B-cup

You're to slow you damn titter tot

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