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When one dips their balls in a mixture of shit and tea much like a tea bag, then another proceeds to jack off said person who dipped their balls in the mixture.
Bruv, Charles was well Union-Jacked on the weekend
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1. A way to pretend people who do no work whatsoever are employed while really just sitting around with their thumbs up their asses and sucking on the dole.
2. A "job" that people can't be fired from even if they never actually do any work.
Union Employee:
Dude, let's go fishin today and drink beers.
Non-union Employee:
I don't know about you, but I have to work.
Union Employee:
Fuck that. You need a union job.
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Most economically prosperous union in the entire world. Inhabitants think they are amazing just because they're richer and smarter then us Americans. But we are are a military hyperpower, so there.
"Us Europeans think we rule just because we're rich."
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Greatest world power that ever existed. And all of you who say otherwise should go and read up a bit more before you open your mouth. Russia reppeled Germans twice (WW1 & WW2)plus it also defended the armenians against the genocide attempted by the turks and I am not even going to get into another countless disputes it settled.
It fell because of one pussy named Gorbichov who gave in to the capitalists. If the soviet union would still be here today it would be by far the strongest country/union in the world.
Just because you think Soviet Union was "evil" doesn't make it even close to the truth. Today some countries hate america and think it is an "anti-god" country, but that isn't true either... I admit it had some flaws but who doesn't? Just look at America's current president. National treasure? Think not...
But what it really comes down to is this: Some people just could never understand anothers point of views and vise versa and just bluntly argue their own biased opinions.
Soviet Union = Communist Power
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Soviet Union | History
The best country in the entire world, the Soviet Union was created in 1922 after Russia pulled out of WWI. The Soviet Union consisted of 15 republics, and after being yeeted by NATO, they died in a hole.
Soviet Union | Ideology
The whole place was controlled by the Communist Party. Communism meant everyone was equal. An anesthesiologist and a McStalin's worker got the same wage. Everyone was spayed or neutered so EVERYONE could be equal. That's why the population was dropping so fast.
Soviet Union | WWII
In WWII, the Soviet union and Germany had a conference. Here is the context.
Hitler: Hey, let's ************ Poland.
Soviet Union: Oh yeah yeah
But then Germany killed Soviet Union, so Soviet Union raped half of Germany.
Vladimir: Hey don't you like the Soviet Union
Citizen 284736593: No
Vladimir: Shit I can't murder you because Communism!
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The very long road in Plymouth where 90% of the main clubs are located.
Home to JFKs. Visited by Matlows, Crabs and Pongos (male) and janner, Shaz and Tracy.
"I'll see ya down Union St tonight?"
"Na, I'm working down Millbay."
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a place, that only consists of 5 that include, but excluded to all the anti stop and shop workers, that smoke, and the adults only graduated from high school and still live in 80's
In order to be a g unit employee you must live on cape cod, and be use to switching mangers/supervisors, must smoke, and go through about 2 cars a year.
also, so of the workers, are flirting at 40, and have mullets and hammer pants. be careful.
also, all its food is outdated.
Lets go to g unit and get outdated foodstuff
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