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When urinating in a public bathroom, and another dude comes up and takes the urinal to spots down, thus leaving the one in between empty.
Tom: "I was pissing in the library and this other guy comes in..."
Eric: "..Dude, please tell me "Urinal Rule'?.."
Tom: "Of course man, unwritten dude code!"
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I have this condition and I'm not male... but what this is is basically not being able to piss when someones right outside the bathroom or is in the bathroom stall next to you for fear of someone hearing you pee or accidently blasting one.
I couldn't pee cuz some hot guy was outside waiting to use the toilet, I turned the water on and it still wouldn't flow.
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When a chick gets on her knees and a dude pisses in her mouth. Then to flush, hold her nose shut and close her mouth so she has to swallow it.
Man I was getting some head and had to piss so bad that I decided to give this chick a turkish urinal.
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1. A man who walks into any bathroom and instead of choosing a urinal with no one around him, he goes and stands next to another guy using a urinal.
1. Out of five open urinals that urinal fag picked the one next to me.
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The last ten seconds to make it to the toilet before you wet your pants.
Outta the way you lot! I’ve gotta get to the loo. I’m gonna pee my pants in about 5 seconds! I’m halfway through the urinal countdown!
The best place ever to take a massive shit
I just took a monstrous shit in the McDonalds urinal
When two men take adjacent urinals at the same time and are unable to take their piss. The man who walks away first loses and the winner is able to do his business in peace.
Man 1: I just finished the longest urinal standoff in my life.
Man 2: Did you win?
Man 1: No, and the worst part is, I still need to pee!