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someone has been smoking weed. it smells as if your vacuum belt has burned.
Damn Sarah! you've done and burnt the vacuum belt, save some for me!
Kenny burnt vacuum belt yesterday for so long, he couldn't remember my name.
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The first time Micro$soft makes something that doesn't suck will be when they make a vacuum that runs Windoze.
I just bought a Micro$oft Vacuum! It runs Windoze!
(dude plugs it in)
(dude turns it on)
WTF!?!?!?!?!?!?! It won't even pickup dust!?!?!?!
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Another way of saying "Suck my Dick"
hey im getting tired of you why wont you Vacuum my pork sword
When an Irish street whore fiercely shits on your cock and then proceeds to slurp and swallow her faeces.
“Come here you little slut and give me a fucking Irish vacuum.”
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A sex position where after ejactualtion the man holds the women's leg up above his shoulder and inserts his member while the girl is forced to like the semen off the ground.
The Rock totally one legged Russian vacuumed Summer Rae
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a not so subtle way of saying that you have a hickey
-"what's that on your neck?"
-"I got in a fight with a vacuum cleaner"
to give a really good shuck wilst stroking the cock extremely.
she used the vacuum seal double hand schlop schlop manuever
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