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Slut Bear

A female that acts confident by sleeping around but then when is confronted about her actions runs away like a bear frightened by bells on a hiker.

After sleeping with my boyfriend the slut bear was too afraid to come out of hibernation.

by RiddleAlice April 4, 2011


Baby bear

Is closely related with a rare malay species named Amir Redza. Charming guy with amazing personality and small eyes. Always have that wow factor effect. Pretty much adorable,huggable and anything that associate with the word 'cute' โ€” yet is still manly. You would want to meet this kind of person in your life.

I love and appreciate my baby bear. He is a keeper. One of a kind guy that you would want to be close with.

by Sheeppie April 4, 2019


dire bear

Like a bear, but dire. Similar to dire wolves.

"All of Winnipeg is overrun with dire bears"
"Dude, to kill dire bears, use a fully upgraded whirlwind dreidel special move. It kills all of them."

by ScottTheGiantDick March 23, 2014


Choco Bear

A name used to describe a black Poodle or other black fluffy dog.

"Mom look at that Choco Bear!"

by Spacer222 March 11, 2021


Venomous Bears

Venomous Bears, the name really does say it all. These particular bears feed on smaller rodents such as Guinea Pigs and Wild Rats.

They are the size of your average Brown Bear but have long fangs usually 25 cm in length. These 'Fangs' contain deadly venom however, if a human was to go near a Venomous Bear, it would inject its venom into their blood stream (like a snake), though it would take an American Badger to suck the venom out in order for the person to survive... This is actually quite funny because the Venomous Bear is located in Australia, New Zealand and Papua New Guinea, so if you live in these countries and have no access to an American Badger, it is safe to safe to say you are fucked.

Guy 1: "Mate, i haven't seen you in years! How's your wife, Mary?"

Guy 2: "Ahh, Bloody VENOMOUS BEARS got her last year when we went camping, there were no American Badgers around so... she died."

by Attercop Man February 5, 2013


Eugene Bear

Most bad-assed bear in existence.

Eugene Bear just mauled his ass.

by John "WTF" Mittle November 3, 2012

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cheater bear

1) someone you love that is cheating on you.

2) a person you care about is being unfaithful and having a mental or physical relationship with someone else.

Owllen is a cheater bear. He is being unfaithful to his girlfriend by having affairs with girls online and much more.

by 123gle November 18, 2009