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Fantastical Testicles

Anyone that has overly large man-man (balls) that women are attracted to without even seeing them.

Erika: Ahhh man did you see Elijah yesterday?
Lucy: Yeah I wanted to suck on his dick all day!!
Erika: I know, especially on his Fantastical Testicles!
Lucy: .....His balls right?
Erika: YEP!!

by Tr1pl3Cs & That Guy April 7, 2011

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testicle bandit

when you make a shot to an opponents groin in a first person shooter game

I shot him right in the nuts! The testicle bandit strikes again.

by bozooooob April 6, 2009

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pharyngal testicles

A vulgar term for swollen tonsils.

"I had to have my pharyngal testicles removed over break..."

--Curt

by Pink January 31, 2004

4๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


Flick the Testicle

There is no definition, it's rather obvious in a way that it began as a mistake being mis-read for Flick the Bean. Created to take the mick out of people who say Flick the Bean... Also used for various levels of Banter.

Luke: Flick that Bean
Max: Nah mate, Flick the Testicle!

by Michael Townley October 23, 2013

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Testicle Tostadas

This is a term used for when your balls have been baking in the sun all day and all they need now is a little carne asada sauce and your done!

Shit! I need to get the hell off this Nude beach because it looks like my testicle tostadas are done and its time to have a Mexican fiesta.

by Apollo Jackson August 4, 2009

1๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Redneck Testicle Mudflap

Excess layer of droopy fat found hanging below a redneck's package.

Cooter: I can see your Redneck Testicle Mudflap in those new skinny jeans.

Earl: Curse you Cooter!

by TERminalambiaNCe August 29, 2012

284๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


Testicles Exam Line

A line consisting of 10-20 girls, each wearing a pair of tight latex gloves. A boy stands facing the first girl in the line, who pulls down his pants. Each girl examines the boys testicles, and occasionally penis, trying to make him ejaculate without stroking his penis. The girls must be wearing clothes covering their boobs and must be wearing pants or leggings. The gloves must be dry. The girl that the boy ejacutes in the hands of gets to switch to another pair of latex gloves and examins the girl next in the line.

Anna: Bob come to the Testicles Exam Line Iโ€™m gonna examine you.
Bob: *Gets his penis examined by Mary*
Mary: Iโ€™m the second girl in line and you already ejacuated.
Hannah: *Pulls down her leggings*
Mary: *Changes gloves and begins to examine Hannah*

by Doctor Thea January 2, 2019