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Science fiction you can watch without neccessarily being a nerd.
I watched Star Wars last night and it was awesome as always. Then I went to bed and dreamt of something other than Star Wars. The next morning I went to work and didn't think about Star Wars all day. That night I went to a party and didn't talk about Star Wars once.
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Anything used to distract from real problems
Person 1: trans people shouldn't be allowed in sports
Person 2: they should you're just transphobic
proceeds to argue about this culture war non-sense whilst 10% of the world live in hunger
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A ship war is when two groups of shippers fight over whose romantic duo is destined to be. It is especially fractious if the head writer for the show publicly disses one coupling. These fights happen on the forum board for the show and lead to lots of trolling, ship vids, shopped pics and out right hatred. The only positive is they bring much lulz.
@fastmaster Hey, did you see that Ship war on the lost board?
@markyfunky They be a hating tonight.
@fastmaster At least Glee isn't in a Ship war yet.
@tehmaster They will when RM launchs the back 9. He said Puchel is a failed mashup
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A drinking game based on the war of the same name. Similar to beer pong.
Two teams, America and Vietnam, both get 10 cups. America arranges their cups in a triangle (as in beer pong), with the usual amount of beer in them. Vietnam places their cups anywhere they like on their side of the table, but the cups are full.
If America makes a shot, someone on team Vietnam has to drink the whole cup and removes it. If Vietnam makes a shot, someone on team America has to drink the cup and refill it.
The game ends when all cups on the Vietnam side are gone, or when America gives up.
Hey, wanna play beer pong?" "Nah, I got a better game, it's called the Vietnam War."
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2 words that make people shut their ears for spoilers
1: My favorite part of Infinity War was whe...
2: covers ears*
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an explanation of something that happened to you that 1) never really happened to you and 2) is a lot more interesting than what actually did happen to you
Person 1: How did you get that black eye?
Person 2: Oh, I walked into a stop sign.
Person 1: You should say you got into a fight with a gorilla. That would be an interesting war story
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1 ) The biggest ass-rape in military history. During WWII in Winter 1939 to 1940, The USSR declares war on Finland - a small country, very few men (25k), and hardly any vehicles. However, they manage to rape the USSR's 1.5 million men superpower of an armed force.
The war ended with a peace treaty between the two countries.
2) A slang when a small opponent beats a tougher force by a landslide.
1 ) Don't fuck with Finland, they'll rape your army just like the Winter War.
2 ) Jimmy the small midget did a winter war on the big bully and got his money back.
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