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A white teenager that gets no pussy, and has a Dick the size of a shrimp. He also is always gay but never wants to come out of the closet.
"Oh my god what a bum, must be a Thomas."
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Well... he's fun, but he claims he has a bigger penis than he really does. Thomas is very proud of where he's from, even if it's a garbage city with nothing of note in it. He claims he loves indie music but really only listens to early Ed Sheeran and one Radiohead song (it's Electioneering, by the way, and if anyone doesn't recognise it when it comes on he shames them, despite never having listened to OK Computer which he claims is the best album ever). His sexual conquests are lackluster but he gives it large to anyone who admits that they're struggling to attract the opposite gender. Thomas has no restraint when it comes to girls, and is a terrible wingman. He can't stop showing off whenever even a mildly attractive girl is around, and will never bow out, even to his closest friends. This will probably come in the form of elongated stories of his gap year, which are definitely mostly fabricated. Don't believe him when he tells you he got sent nudes from a tattooed girl and got laid in a hotel lobby. Thomas has an innate talent to say the wrong thing at the worst time. Overall, decent friend, but probably skip this one on a night out. 3 and a dab/5
Daaaamn, I'm tryin'a pull this hottie but Thomas won't leave us be.
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If you meet or see a kid named Thomas, RUN! If you are approached by a Thomas get ready to get up and physical. He will make loud noises and strange body gestures to try and fend his territory. These people are also not good in bed. They are known to have a penis that is not measured in inches rather centimeters
It’s Thomas; RUN!
Beware of Thomas, find a place to hide!
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A fucking nigger who can’t get shit done and he won’t let his friends smash
Yo Thomas lemme fuck ur girlfriend,nah nigga
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Total dick. Will cheat on you any time he can. On the other hand, a dude with a name like, for example, Blake, is much more trustworthy and would never let any girl down with his great charms and incredibly sized cock.
Thomas is a real dick!
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A serious cunt of a human with no respect for anyone's emotions, be warned he will lure you in with a charming smile and a boy next door personality. He actually wouldn't care if you were upset, he would laugh. Yes I am expressing rage about a fuck boi.
He was being such a Thomas last night! I am so enraged
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a snake, usually owns a meme account. lots of fans but no friends, lost all his friends because he is evil. likes to cancel people from social media.
person 1 ; "did you see that?:
person 2 ; " yeah he is totally a-"
person 1 & 2 ; " THOMAS"
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