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A great way to say you are beautiful in Bulgarian.
Boris: You look dashing today!
Ivan: Ti si gei.
High Cotton Ties was created in North Carolina. These ties are made of cotton rather then silk, they're completely washable. They're a symbol of the South. They make bow ties, Cummerbunds, and headbands for the belles.
Where is your bow tie from?" "Its from High Cotton Ties".
Commonly used in Montenegro... Means "I fuck your father"... It's an insult like "Fuck you" or it can be used like a threat...
Pusi kurac, oca ti jebem > Suck my dick, I fuck your father (here it is used as a threat)
Oca ti jebem ludog! > I fuck your crazy father (insult)
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A high-performance calculator made by Texas Instruments. With a computer algebra system, it can evaluate algebraic expressions symbolically, rather than just giving a number answer; and is therefore much more powerful and difficult to use than the TI-84, the common graphing calculator used by high school and college students alike.
"Hey, Jack, where's your TI-84?"
"OH, I left it in the trash can. Check out this great TI-89 Titanium I just got! I won't even have to know how to do math anymore!"
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the act of a teacher deleting all the games from a Texas instrument calculator
John "can i play block man on your ti-83"
Pete "sorry man, Mr. Z ti-83 blocked us"
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A device that qualifies colleges for free stuff: By stating that students are required to purchase the TI-89 Titanium on their syllabi, colleges are qualified for free equipment and emulator software from Texas Instruments. (from department minutes)
This device is so remarkable that some students can ace a math class with it, but without it cannot add 1/2 + 1/3.
Dean's secretary: Hey, you didn't put on your syllabus that you require the TI-89 Titanium.
(Dean walks in.)
Instructor: That's right. Doesn't it seem unethical to require students to pay $150 or more for a calculator so the college gets free stuff?
Dean: No, not at all.
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something you say when things go well for you, especially when things go well for you when you're with a chick
Person #1: "Pumpkin, you're so hot!"
Person #2: "Ti Tang Tang!!"
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