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Kind of like a V-card, only dealing with the anal region. Losing one's anal virginity.
Dude last night I did her up the ass and stole that butt card
Similar to the "n-card", you give this to people who aren't of the Irish background and allow them to have shamrock shakes during the seasonal time.
yeah I gave Tommy the irish card yesterday
Pulling the James card is when a man actively seeks out homeless men to attempt to receive a filthy James.
That homeless guy really knew I wanted the double penetration, I played the James card well on that one!
An imaginary card given to a person after they let you take a shit at your house, valid for them to take a shit at your house as a way of repaying them for owning their toilet.
Sorry man I just violated your toilet, you def have one of my shit cards.
That motherfucker Chris takes a shit every time he comes over here he owes me like 50 shit cards.
Adding your name to a card, with or without the knowledge of the person who bought the card, to avoid having to purchase a card of your own.
Joe: Hey man, did you get Stacey a birthday card?
Jim: Fuck, I forgot. Looks like we'll be card pooling again.
Joe: You're a dick. You've signed every card I bought except the one for my parents anniversary.
Jim: I signed that, too.
Playing the 'hormone card' is similar to playing the 'race card'.
Someone may try to de-value and say that someone's stance is invalid purely because of either "teenage hormones" or being "on their period", insinuating that their thoughts are not sober or valid because of an external force.
"That bitch played the hormone card on me, said I was only mad because I was on my period"
1.Alternative method of payment to Cash in Strip Clubs during private dances. Refered to ironically. The swiping of a Credit Card against a womans shaven Gash to process the payment.
2.Feminine offering; offering sex as payment as a alternative to Cash
Example:
1.
Stipper: Do you want more?
Nick: I dont have any cash right now; can I use my Gash card instead?
2.
Landlord: I have come to collect the rent
Karen: Im broke; do you take Gash?
Landlord: Why, yes I do.