Lose My religion

What many people would do for someone who they want to bone really badly.
Specifically: Dane Cook, Vin Diesel, etc.

Girl 1: Oh my god it's Vin Diesel!
Girl 2: I would lose my religion for that man

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music bender lose the drone

a misunderstanding of music make you lose control

klasky csupo in music bender lose the drone major

If you lose once, you might still lose again but it's not as likely

It's a common phrase, Callie.

You know what they say, "If you lose once, you might still lose again but it's not as likely".

Pewdiepie losing to T-Series

(Noun) Absolute blasphemy

(Noun) A substitute to profanity

(Noun) What will happen if India wins WWIII. Most likely Sweden will be conquered by India, and it will be the law to listen to Bollywood music

(Noun) What those annoying kids that have no idea who Pewdiepie or T-Series are saying because they're tired of hearing Sub2Pewds

Horrible Person: Pewdiepie losing to T-Series!
Crowd: Stone them!!!

Gamer Who Just Lost: Pewdiepie losing to T-Series!
Mom: No dirty language in my house!

Teacher: Pewdiepie losing to T-Series will be the end of the world.
Students: Agreed.

Good Kid: Sub2Pewds
Annoying Kid: Pewdiepie losing to T-Series! (300x)
Every Sane Person On Earth: SHUT UP!!!!!

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🦠₁₉ is winning and 🤥₄₅ is losing.

When the numbers of infections and deaths in the US are surging, while Donald J. Trump’s poll numbers are heading south, when it should be the other round if he was not obsessed with his re-election prospects and valued human lives.

When a corrupt and inept president, who puts profits and polls above principles and people, has a cavalier attitude vis-à-vis his diehard supporters, most of whom refuse to wear a mask and to practice social distancing at his political rallies, considering that he himself flirted with death after he tested positive for the coronavirus—it is no surprise that 🦠₁₉ is winning and 🤥₄₅ is losing.

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You Splooge, You Lose

The phrase used to describe an inopportune moment for ejaculation.

Bill: Hey, I'm going to have unprotected sex tonight.
Frank: Well, you splooge, you lose!

Sam: Damn it! I've got a boner in khakis for that hot bitch who's presenting in class today!
Ryan: Keep it cool, man. You splooge, you lose. And get weird looks for the rest of your life.

Barack Obama: Dang, the Chinese foreign minister is one sexy woman! How am I going to stand at the podium while she's 3 feet away from me?
Hillary Clinton: With all due respect, Mr. President, you splooge, you lose. And maybe also cause nuclear warfare.

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u snooze u lose

If U don't take care of ur love--U lose ur love

Don't pay attention to ur girl--wife- whatever--they walk away--for they think U don't love them--U snooze u lose

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