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suck my dick riley

suck my dick riley

you can suck my dick riley

by riley sucks indians August 2, 2018

10๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


make my dick cry

Cause or contribute to a male ejaculation.

Klara's going to make me cry, or at least make my dick cry.

by Big Steve September 4, 2003

53๐Ÿ‘ 65๐Ÿ‘Ž


suck my dick backwards

sucking someone's area because they said something petty

you and your boyfriend can suck my dick backwards.

by braceface16 March 27, 2017

10๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Makes my dick twingle

Used to describe something that makes your penis twitch/tingle. Nearly entirely sarcastic, it can be used to describe anything. Anything.

Did you hear the new Ke$ha song? It for sure makes my dick twingle.

Hey is your girlfriend deaf?
-Yeah dude, hearing loss makes my dick twingle.

Hey did you like that short film I sent you?
-Nah it was boring.
Oh... I wrote the script.
-Oh damn, well there were definitely parts that made my dick twingle.

by smit1442 March 24, 2011

5๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


"Are you sucking my dick?"

Roughly translated as "Are you kidding me?" Best used when something unbelievable happens during a game of Tecmo Super Bowl.

*Randal Cunnigham is sacked, and fumbles the ball on the 1 yard line*

"Are you sucking my dick?"
"I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT SHIT!"

by Mike Thompson February 1, 2006

54๐Ÿ‘ 75๐Ÿ‘Ž


no sweat off my dick

-used to describe activities unrelated to strenuous dick motion.

dude 1: "yo thanks for them world notes brah"

dude 2: "no sweat off my dick brosiph"

by d-wall March 5, 2009

11๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


eat my dick! โค๏ธ

the only correct way to respond to someone who offends / annoys you. good when used in typing / texting. (see example below)

Person 1: I love you! โค๏ธ I love you! โค๏ธ I love you! โค๏ธ I love you! โค๏ธ I love you! โค๏ธ I love you! โค๏ธ
Person 2: eat my dick! โค๏ธ

by efries75 October 18, 2022