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Boiled Owls

A night-owl radio operator who has been operating all night until morning or routinely does so. Often aged, but not always, and unlike the unrelated description of a female human, this definition has little to do with appearance other than that it may be disheveled and more to do with a ragged state of body and mind. "Boiled" ostensibly due to heat and radiation from the transmitter(s) as well as suffering the effects of excessive coffee and cigarettes. An official image of a Boiled Owl exists on the cover of December 1923 "QST" magazine.

The "Order of Boiled Owls": The official order of same. A limited and specific club of amateur radio operators in New York. Specialty is contests and "DXCC". Call sign KW2O, meets monthly in members homes, membership limited to about 15 persons as that is what can fit in a typical home. No doubt of the kind who stay up all night feverishly operating high powered radio equipment in order to make as many "contacts" as possible.

Harry felt like a Boiled Owl after operating all night to Australia.

The radiomen were a bunch of Boiled Owls after operating that global disaster for 27 hours straight.

by The Secondary Weasel April 5, 2011

24๐Ÿ‘ 24๐Ÿ‘Ž


owl gore

A newly-discovered form of leukemia, found in the barnyard, great horned, and spotted owls of Tennessee. Researchers believe it is the result of excessive, high-voltage transmissions from the many, many electrical lines required to service the mansion of Internet-inventor Albert Gore, Jr. Attempts to cure the disease via owl chemotherapy have been foiled by the environmentally-destructive, polluting effects of House Speaker Nancy Pelosi's large, fuel-guzzling personal jet. Due to the rapidly-declining owl population in Tennessee, the rats have grown in size and number, and are threatening to take over the state capitol in Nashville.

Al Gore is to blame for destroying the environment by causing owl gore. Yesterday, I saw a rat as fat as Al....he was driving a pick-up truck with a Hussien Obama for President bumper sticker!

by BigBird1017 April 20, 2008

17๐Ÿ‘ 20๐Ÿ‘Ž


Owl Fucking

When fucking a girl doggy style, you snap her neck neck so she is looking back at you.

Owl Fucking is great.
Matt: Dude, I owl fucked your sister last night!
Scott: My parents weren't happy when they found her dead on the floor facing backwards.

by Notorious B.I.G. to the max August 4, 2009

19๐Ÿ‘ 23๐Ÿ‘Ž


hootie the owl

A sexual favor which entails "hooting" (like an owl) into a persons anus to ilicit pleasurable sensations.

Hooker: "If you want a hummer that'll cost you $50.00 if you want me to mix things up with a hootie the owl that'll be another $100.00."

by รŸรฅd ร‚ss May 22, 2006

12๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


white owl

cheap-ass flavored cigars used to roll mah weed in. Other such blunts are called pillies. U can also use zig-zags (u prob heard it in beginning of eminems the way i am) to roll but they are not cigars...just rolling paper. White owls are flavored and come in a dildo-shaped tube wit a cap so after rolling u can put it in for safe keeping. (very practical)

mark-I got dat silver haze man
john-word? i just bought a rollie so we good
mark-wat kinda rollie u get
john-Philly
mark-*mark kills john* u stupid asswipe u kno i only roll wit strawberry white owls!

tami-do u realli think they put baccy in these white owls
becca-dunno shits so cheap probably generic wood chips or summin
tami-the fuck u just say
becca-dunno one min was i just talking
tami-hahehehahhaha ur sooo high right now
becca-NOW EAT ME OUT BITCH!!

by prince ingus March 25, 2005

53๐Ÿ‘ 79๐Ÿ‘Ž


white owl

Slang definition of penis, possibly north-east English (Geordie) origin.

I first read this phrase in Viz comic, the adult comic book from Newcastle, England.
One of Sid The Sexist's chat-up lines was "I'll binge on your minge if you smoke the white owl".

by Feebster69 August 29, 2006

44๐Ÿ‘ 64๐Ÿ‘Ž


Trash Owl

Have you ever been walking around a large city at night, minding your own business, and you hear something rustling and making a soft cooing sound in a dumpster in the ally you just passed? Your curious(who isn't) so you look down the ally and you see the outline of a homeless man standing in a recycling bin. the Homeless man stops sifting(the act of sorting through garbage and making a vocal call to sound off that they've found something, typically a quiet "yes" or an awe inspiring "ooooo")and looks at you in the moon light with his large yellow eyes being the only thing you see, Then he throws a beer bottle at you and pees in your direction before running off drunk into the dark. Yeah, thats a trash owl.

Look! That Trash Owl found some cardboard slippers!

by SunshineHardcore May 5, 2009

19๐Ÿ‘ 21๐Ÿ‘Ž