little toast

A verb used to describe the feeling of being warm, happy, content, comfortable and full. Usually occurs before falling asleep.

While wrapped in a blanket after a delicious meal - "mmm, I'm being a little toast."

Coke toast

French toast but instead of powdered sugar, you use cocaine

Guy 1: My roommate leaves his cocaine laying around, I was making French toast the other day and it was a bad time. Well at first it was a really good time but then... it wasn’t

Guy 2
...
I want some coke toast

post-toast

an hour or so after you are no longer stoned, but still feel kinda spacey and out of it.

i was so post-toast at dinner today, but i just told my mom i was tired and it was chill

Lamp Toast

Toast cooked from the heat of a table lamp.

Lamp Toast is the G.O.A.T.

Blood toast

When making French toast and making it red with food coloring so it looks grim

I made Blood Toast for Halloween

Freedom Toast

A Republicanized name for French Toast (which was named after Joseph French, the American chef who invented it, and has nothing to do with France).

I don't care about your politics, you're an idiot for calling it "Freedom Toast"!

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Tits On Toast

1) An open-face fried egg sandwich, for obvious reasons. 2) A general purpose substitute expression for small inconveniences, used when stronger expletives are inappropriate(ie, 'shit!' or 'goddammit!').

1) (Waitress) "Hey Murray, I need a Number 5 and a Tits On Toast for table three."

2) Aw, tits on toast...my iPod battery died.

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