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Toastie

A friend who is always there for people who need warmth, love and security.
They can be highly sensitive too aswell as
spiritual

"What a toastie character they are"

by MeatballToastie2004 December 11, 2021


Toastie

When a man doesn't have time to shave so he burns his pubes in the hopes of getting a blow job

I was in a rush and wanted some head so I asked if I could order a Toastie

by siggremlin June 4, 2019


toasty limit

The heat level at which one becomes uncomfortable in bed.

"Bro, last night my toasty limit was really low, I had to get a couple more blankets."

"Yeah it doesn't help when your cat steals most of your heated blanket."

by The Dorito Man Himself December 27, 2019


Cheese toastie sexual

Sexual attraction to micow and cheese toasties

I walked into my sisters room to find her masturbating to micow with a cheese toastie in her flaps. I said oh my god you are cheese toastie sexual

by Cheese toasties October 10, 2021


Toasty Bag

A sexual move in which the female starts with the male's testicles in her mouth. The male then urinates into her left nostril. The urine travels through her nasal passage and into her mouth, thus causing the girl to gag and release the testicles. The male punches the female in the stomach using his right hand, causing the urine and some mucus to spray out of her mouth, warming the genitals of the male.

"Are you going to give me a toasty bag later on?"

by kikikikiks January 20, 2019


Joy Toastie

A deluxe gourmet version of the standard ham, cheese toastie. BUT, with the secret ingredient of dijonaise mayo. Lashings of it.

Girl 1: i would kill for a joy toastie right now
Girl 2: i know, how good are they...

Girl 3: id just kill for some Joy

by snakehastats November 15, 2009


toasty o's

A shit off brand of cheerios with less flavor than the cardboard it is packed in.

Person 1"Hey did you get some ceral?"

Person 2"Yup toasty o's!"

Person 1"oh, I didn't know we were so poor."

by Snuffqueen March 21, 2019